Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening all and welcome to our club.

I am sure the usual sumptuous array of drinks and nibbles will appear shortly.

Raffle contributions so far

Two under ripe bananas
A jar of Branston Pickle (sell by date June 1998)
A pair of long johns (salmon pink)
4 books of sudoku puzzles only some completed.


We are having trouble attracting speakers at the moment. Apparently the word is out on the 'circuit' that sometimes it can be rather damp here. Cannot think why.

[ttfn]

Dear Alex - if you had a passport photo like wot I have got - you too would stay in England. Customes would have a field day with mine, I fear ( not to mention talk of quarantine)

[ladyalex]

The only balancing problems I have are with the staff wages, Tony V.

Talking of which, have you signed the forms, DT ?
Mamya has them to hand.
All staff must sign up.

[moonraker558]

It's those numbers underneath that you are holding TT that makes you look iffy.

[alexanderd]

Ena every time I go abroad I look at my passport photo and think its my father!!

[ladyalex]

Good evening moonraker. How nice of you to drop in.
Do help yourself to tailcocks and nibbles from the tray.

[DaisyNonna]

ladyalex, not sure about seasons any more. Footie when every gentleman should be playing cricket or croquet. Where is your nearest dog track? Mine is Brighton. Never been. Strange what one wants to do.

[DTCwordfan]

thought I signed last week or was that my pseudonym?

[Meg]

Who is DT, are they from next door, I have not been introduced and I am having flash backs about the mugging.

[ladyalex]

You're lucky, alexanderd.
Every time I look in the mirror I think it is my mother ...and on one memorable occasion I looked a a black and white photo of myself and saw my grandmother.

[moonraker558]

Thanks Alex, which ones havn't been licked by TTFN?

[Mamyalynne]

DT, here are the forms, just make sure all bank details are correct and we can start withdraw... err paying you accordingly.

[Mamyalynne]

Well hello Moony.

[DTCwordfan]

Moat Scraper, Miss Megg, No stawker heerr yer nae......Only mug I loik is wiv me ail.

[ladyalex]

Worry not, Miss Meg. DT has his foibles, but he is not from the Home for the Bewildered.

DT, can you get in touch with your bank asap, please as the money does not seem to be coming through yet.

[moonraker558]

Mamy, you look ravishing tonight.

[ladyalex]

Moonraker, must protest. Alexanderd is a gentleman and has never been known to lick a nibble unless he finishes it properly.

[alexanderd]

Oh dear LadyA was that the dowager,dowager duchess or do they call them the dowager mother as in Queen Mother? I,m afraid I am not really aquainted with the upper classes apart from yourself of course and I believe Matron had a short spell in the upper echelon at one time

[Lore]

I look younger on my current passport than I did on the previous one - result!

Now, I'd just like to say, I'm hoping for that tea towel..

[Meg]

Daisy, we have a dog track at Westhoughton, and horse races at Haydock Park, I'm moving somewhere remote, no more betting for me. Can't afford it as well as the fees here.

[moonraker558]

I never mentioned Alexandered.