Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening all and welcome to our club.

I am sure the usual sumptuous array of drinks and nibbles will appear shortly.

Raffle contributions so far

Two under ripe bananas
A jar of Branston Pickle (sell by date June 1998)
A pair of long johns (salmon pink)
4 books of sudoku puzzles only some completed.


We are having trouble attracting speakers at the moment. Apparently the word is out on the 'circuit' that sometimes it can be rather damp here. Cannot think why.

[DTCwordfan]

suspenders, stockings and heels are more comfortable. You can also use the stockings as fishnets and the suspenders as trawlers.

[ladyalex]

Alexanderd , welcome. I was worried that you were giving us a miss this week. How lovely to see you .

Welcome back , Tony. Had a snooze, did we ?

[ttfn]

Hello meg - good to see you. Don't worry about membership cards - just wave an old beer bottle label at the door. works for me, every time. Hello Alex - how nice to see you too - recovered from the celebrations I hope?

[ladyalex]

You speak as though you have lots of experience, DT...

[DaisyNonna]

So peaceful not to have to listen to a speaker this evening. Good food, delicious drinks and even exercise to locate Mamya. Poetry! We are so lucky to be able to share Saturday night. Would have liked to go to the dogs though.

[DTCwordfan]

Oh very much -- now that time I was with Dame whatshername on stage.....

[Meg]

Sorry, I meant the Morris Minor, think Joe and Alex may have gone for a spin in it.

[ladyalex]

Perhaps we can organise an outing to thr dogs later in the summer, Daisy.
Or is there a 'racing season'. I'm not up on these things.

[alexanderd]

Daisy some of us went to the dogs years ago. Hi Ena all well in the country I hope, which countr did you visit?

[ladyalex]

Well, that calls for another green gander , as I live and breathe.

[Meg]

Lol ttfn, nice to see all of you, I shall hide under the table thus ensuring my entry next week. Fees are getting ridiculous. Need a drink to get over the shock.

[ttfn]

The only one that will have me, Alex ;o)

[ladyalex]

I can see you, Miss Meg. There's no hiding place here.

[DaisyNonna]

Alex, was it my hat you rescued? A rather louche Aussie slouch hat? I do hope so. I usually only wear it on holiday. Embarrasses my daughter no end.

[alexanderd]

oh so you stayed in this one Ena, Missmeg you cant hide from LadyA when money is involved, her satnav is infallible

[Meg]

Is green gander the drink of the day? Make mine a double.

[supersuezy24]

Sorry for my absence, I have been watching the match and dancing around because Barcelona won :)

[DTCwordfan]

Become a paid employee. there are plenty of Welsh sheep on the Estate to control, meg.

The occupants can clothe themselves, feed themselves, even make glue from their feet, souvenirs for the Castle income from their horns and some members are known to engage their members in the ovines, especially if they are wearing suspenders and stockings on their rear haunches.

Its called multi-tasking I believe.

[alexanderd]

What have you been dancing around Suezy? do I detect some pole-dancing going on?

[TonyV]

ttfn think lady has problem balancing at mo - sure Mamy will sort her out soon