Mad over fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open. (A little late again...blame the excitement over the Trooping of the Colour)


Welcome everyone!

No doubt the usual sumptuous array of delicious drinks and nibbles will appear shortly.

Tonight's raffle prizes include:

Half a tin of Mint Balls
Two pairs of socks, one blue and red, the other red and blue.
Box of bath cubes (one missing)


I have not heard the title of tonight's talk, or indeed the name of tonight's speaker, but I am sure all will be revealed later.

[ladyalex]

Hello Ena and Daisy. Lovely to see you both.

Ena you are resplendent tonight. I don't think I've ever see you look so well...

Hope I win the ocarina.

Don't worry. alexanderd, we'll protect you from the nasty man with the gun.

[ladyalex]

Good evening and welcome Maidup.
Thank you so much for the Perry. Is he still defending ? and will Della be along later ?

whispers....Maidup, we try not to talk about kilts much in here....there was an incident some time ago now....alexanderd still shivers at the thought of it....

[Mamyalynne]

I am suitably moved, DTC what a corker - I shall have it made into a sampler and framed, more tailcocks all round I think.

[ttfn]

Thank you milady, made a bit of an effort tonight.
Whom have I omitted?

Docspock - still here, tick tock
suezy - scusi ☺
DT - hee hee
slinky.kate - hand still in fate!
DaisyNonna - what an honour
Maidup - slowly sup
(Mamya is quite generous with her Angostura Bitters

[ladyalex]

another laureate...we are truly blessed in the poesy department tonight.

[alexanderd]

Who mentioned kilts, I have still not got over the shaock of the last time. I wonder if that was the start of my dickey ticker probs?

[ladyalex]

Oh I hope not. alexanderd.

I think we have managed to hush it up.....

[DTCwordfan]

Maidup - slowly sup
(Mamya is quite generous with her Angostura Bitters)
Be careful or you'll end up with the Jitters -
And upon the china throne you will be one of the Khazi Sitters

[ttfn]

All is well, I found my old instruction book for shorthand. Told you my cupboards were deep.

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou so much for my new job as your atticker ladyalex, I have made an excellent start. I have cleared away all those nasty metal thingies with springs attatched. I thought they might hurt those lovely little furry things scampering around. They did seem a bit upset when I swept up the decaying protein I found nearby so I gave them the remains of last week's stilton. It had a funny blue tinge.

[ladyalex]

Gregg's or Pitman's , Ena ?

[ttfn]

Alec - is that Charlie Drake's old boomerang? I hope you had a lovely time with your sister. Make sure you rest up well now - cannot have you overdoing things x

DT - ;o)

[ladyalex]

daisy....thank you for tidying up.
Sighs.
Just cannot get the staff these days. No training.

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy, oh dear do I have to reset all the traps, thought there was a chessy pong up there, blamed it on Uncle Joe's socks.

[ladyalex]

Perhaps we could all help out with the traps, Mamya ?

Cheese or chocolate as bait ?

[alexanderd]

Yes TTFN had a good time, a few tears at he airport today(me not her) but she will be well on her way now, should be in Dubai actually. Hope you are well

[ttfn]

As well as can be expected, Alex, thank you ;o)
Lovely to have had that time together though. I bet there were some photos taken and shared.

[Maydup]

fall gall
lad sash
sad shall
had lag
sup slow

ttfn's lent me the typing excersies from her Piman's, I'm doing OK but there's no fun in it without the stop clock.

[Mamyalynne]

Chocolate definitely or maybe the horse dung DT brought , that may scare them off, we may need to break out the gas masks again tho

[ladyalex]

I'm sure aleaxnderd can get a ticker working for you maidup.