Mad over fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open. (A little late again...blame the excitement over the Trooping of the Colour)


Welcome everyone!

No doubt the usual sumptuous array of delicious drinks and nibbles will appear shortly.

Tonight's raffle prizes include:

Half a tin of Mint Balls
Two pairs of socks, one blue and red, the other red and blue.
Box of bath cubes (one missing)


I have not heard the title of tonight's talk, or indeed the name of tonight's speaker, but I am sure all will be revealed later.

[carmalee]

DTcrossword fan - your verse is brilliant - move over Will Shakespeare!

[DaisyNonna]

Excuse me milady. I've had plenty of training. Birminghham to Sarajevo. Overnight stop in London. Three days on the train. Welkom to Cape Town, four days on the train with a six week old baby.Never had a shower on the train before. Numerous trips to Bournemouth and Peterlee.(Bursts ino copious tears. Wails loudly)
Need a cuddle!

[ladyalex]

Hello, Carmalee . Welcome to the club .
I understand you are recently returned from hospital. Do make yourself comfy.

[DTCwordfan]

Just adapted Carmalee......just adapted - the link to the original is:

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-castle/

You can see how perverted I have made it (and a verse added).

[alexanderd]

LadyA I do indeed have a clock, no hour hand though. At the moment it is ten past something or other. Carmalee take care of that shoulder

[DTCwordfan]

I'm breaking out the Kitchen wipes, DaisyNonna......

[ttfn]

Maidup - pop an egg in the microwave to boil for a seft centre. When the ping goes off, stop typing and see eggsactly how many words you have done. Simples ☺
<<from the ttfn handy hints book, vol. 3.5>>

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy dear our memories do cause us to weep and wail, Carmalee are you allowed a tailcock or still on meds??

[alexanderd]

Is that a yolk TTfn?

[DTCwordfan]

How many points are deducted for bad spelling and grammar in your typing guidebook/evaluation, ttfn...............?

[ladyalex]

There, there, Daisy. We know you meant well.
(Keep the kitchen towels coming, DT).

Ena, your ingenuity amazes me (again).

WHo needs a little hand, alexanderd,? What's a few hours between friends ?

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou DT. All I want is to be useful. Have you got any scotch hidden away? I find it stiffens the sinews, summons the blood.........

[ttfn]

Mamya - do you have a right-handed glass for carmalee, please? Her left is not capable of much high-elbow action just now, ta.

DT - shpeling iz sphelling - k.o.? A bit like luck - we all have it, gud or bade.

[ladyalex]

steady, Daisy....

[Mamyalynne]

large scotch for Daisy and a sippy cup for Carmalee

[ladyalex]

I think the yolk may be on Maidup if she follows Ena's advice.

[DTCwordfan]

A nice tumbler of Highland Park perhaps, no ice, no water, the only supplement being more Scotch, or a bigger glass

[mike11111]

Just sneaked in through the back door. Can I point out that Eskimo Nell is MY party piece,as performed at RAF Swinderby circa 1968. Not only do I know all the words, but also the tune and the actions.

[DaisyNonna]

The hard favoured rage seems to be dissipating but I am not sure that the fair nature is taking its place.Was naturally a red head.

[DTCwordfan]

Be careful Daisy, your bard is a redhead and can fly off the handle..