Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening one and all, I am once more holding the fort due to yet another gallivany by Milady and His Ludship.

Also an absence note from TTFN as she is one more in the green swathes of the countryside (alright for some)

The usual array of delicious (though I say so myself) nibbles and drinks are laid out on the buffet sideboard in the long gallery.
This week's guest tailcock - by popular request is the 'Purple Pzazz' do remember this does stain clothing, so go steady.

For the raffle I have:
a pink Alice band
2 tins of minted mushy peas
3 bars of Camay soap
and a tin of Zambuk.

[Mamyalynne]

battered sausage Ok, pickled eggs?

[Lie-in King]

It's the way I'm sitting...

[slinky.kate]

only here for a quick visit(drink),is it to late for the ruffle,i brought 2 frozen cross eyed buns,half a pack of dried up vdu wipes,i tuborg pint tumbler which i shall leave when i have a drink.sorry to be so late,server down.

[Mamyalynne]

Here we are then, get stuck in before they cool, thanks Alex.

Maj - uncross your legs then.

Late to the party Katy, lovely to see you, chip butty?

[slinky.kate]

oh this is nice could i try that purple stuff,fill my tuborg if you please,nice to see mr king here(is that my ex.)

[alexanderd]

your maj you look more like Clarence at the moment, sit up straight. Right thats me done for the night, will have to leave early as someone has pinched my bike and its a long walk home. Hope to see you all next week, thanks for the laughs and goodnight all
Alex

[Lie-in King]

Well, hello kinky.slate - how you doing? Hic...

[Lie-in King]

Night alex, sleep well

[Mamyalynne]

Night Alex, ooh I was hoping no one would notice the resemblance to young Clarence, do keep it to yourself.

[slinky.kate]

night alex,heres a loan of my torch,dont fall in the lade,well hello sexy kingy,would you like me to stroke you,tickle your belly?

[alexanderd]

Mamy lol goodnight
xxx

[Lie-in King]

kinky - "Belly"? How very dare you - oh, go on then...

Now has this pile got a poolhouse & can we sneak past mamya?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh my betrayed again, sob sob.

[Lie-in King]

Ok mamya, you win! Where have you hidden my wellies?

[Mamyalynne]

Not telling ! If you and Katy wish to frequent the poolhouse I will get the keys.

[TonyV]

sorry to be late attendee

[slinky.kate]

the poolhouse would be rather nice,can you give me a backy kingy,

[TonyV]

any food or drink left?

[Lie-in King]

(Blushing...) Errmm - does that mean "piggyback"?

[Psybbo]

mamya you have my sympathy I didn't think LIE could be so fickle