Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome again to our club.

No doubt the usual array of delicious drinks and nibbles will appear in due course.

Tonight's raffle tickets are on sale now . Any Committee members will be happy to oblige.

We are currently looking for a speaker tonight, so if any members are talented, please report yourselves.

Raffle prizes at present are:

One of those plastic things for sticking licence discs on cars.

2 right socks

[Lie-in King]

Yeah! The bear made a pair...

[ladyalex]

Welcome, polar bear. Of course you may join in. You claim to have the full list of qualifications and even if yu might be stretching the truth a bit, the very fact that you wish to join in is evidence enough of lunacy.

Your left sock is a welcome addition to the raffle prizes.

[ladyalex]

Mamya, I care not for the gossip of the villagers...

[petal54]

all my lotto winnings have been filched from my account,so life on Fiji put on hold,so atriple tailcock & a large chaser please

[TonyV]

good evening all - been another busy day

[ladyalex]

Petal, what a tragedy...do you know the identity of the filcher ?

Drinks by the bucketload for you tonight, I think .

[Lie-in King]

...And you'd be amazed what they teach at the School for Butlers - or, as I like to call it - Buttlin's...

[ladyalex]

Welcome Tony.

Don't forget to buy your raffle tickets this week.

[polar-bear]

Thank you. I will have a drink. I can provide plenty of ice. It is very good I have been sitting on it all day.

[Mamyalynne]

More drinks all round then, hello all.

Sorry forgot to mention in my opening post,

Apologies from ttfn as once more she has been countrified.

[petal54]

I'm in the 'capable' hanbs of thr fraud squaders,much wallowingg in the marsh!

[ladyalex]

Do you have your white tie and tails on tonight, Maj ?

Or are you sticking to the apron ?

[TonyV]

Is it to late to use these tescos delivery vouchers? then we can order what we need?

[petal54]

please excuse speeling,drowning of 1's sorrows + the tablets blurring ones vision

[Lie-in King]

I'm happy to report that there'll be no more sticking, since the application of Matron's "special soap" with her loofah, m'lady...

[ladyalex]

Poor ttfn she seems to be rusticated must weeks now...what on earth does she do to deserve it ?
Perhaps I don't really want to know the answer to that.

Polar-bear, thank you so much for the ice. Glad you have been keeping it er, warm ??

[ladyalex]

I like your speeling, petal.
Perhaps not quite so many tailcocks for yo now, though as your eyes are starting to spin around.

Mamya has a cure for everything, Maj. It often involves a loofah...or a turnip...or a rasp.

[ladyalex]

I'm sure the Tesco vouchers will come n handy, Tony. Mamya will keep them safe.

[Mamyalynne]

I tend to think it's a tagging order and she wants it kept on the QT.

Has the Butler been at my loofah??

[petal54]

just off to check the security fences,the wolves've started howlng again,interlopers maybe loping in the torture ,sorry,games room.....