Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome again to our club.

No doubt the usual array of delicious drinks and nibbles will appear in due course.

Tonight's raffle tickets are on sale now . Any Committee members will be happy to oblige.

We are currently looking for a speaker tonight, so if any members are talented, please report yourselves.

Raffle prizes at present are:

One of those plastic things for sticking licence discs on cars.

2 right socks

[Mamyalynne]

I administer all remedies, surely that is in the rule book, that of which we never speak.

[ladyalex]

Do take care, Petal...don't want you to be loped or even worse, interred.

[Mamyalynne]

Wolves you say!! Oh no must check the livestock!! Tin hats on !!

[Lie-in King]

Sorry, matron - I let the frog out & locked him in your bathroom. I managed to retrieve the loofah, but it's a little shabby now. I WILL replace all those special unguents that he used...

[ladyalex]

Do you need help, Mamya ?
Shall we all come out to check the stock ?

Do we have enough tin hats ?

Shall I strike up 'Roll out the barrel '?

[slinky.kate]

good evening all sorry i'm a bit late but my son & girlfriend wanted some spag.bols.so i brought a little tub for his lawdship and uncle joe to share,and this loving tub for maj.i'll stick it in the fridge with a sign 'hands off'.for the woffel i have a map of one way streets,(only 6 printed)
bottle of homemade crab and beetroot cider with a hint of mint
a book'make do and mend from 1940,with a darning needle.
i think i need a big drink now.

[Mamyalynne]

Ha has been lurking for months, so glad you have got rid, he is not still in my chamber room is he??

[Lie-in King]

Well, hello kinky :-))

Mamya - no, he's back on his hook...

[slinky.kate]

why are you all talking funny??,maybe i need another tailcock to help me understand'

[TonyV]

was I to early? will tescos still have slot?

[Mamyalynne]

If the delivery truck arrives I will point it at the back passage Tony never fear

[ladyalex]

Hello, Kate. Thank you so much forthe spag bol for lordalex and Uncle Joe. It's their very favourite.
Hope they don't come to blows over it later. It's a bit difficult to clean them up after a spag bol incident. Still, Mamya knows all about that.

[TonyV]

You got any xciting tailcocks prepared mamy?

[Lie-in King]

Please allow me to top you up, kinky - would you like a choccy? They're actually within their sell-by date!

[ladyalex]

DOn't worry about your slot, Tony. We can improvise if necessary.

[alexanderd]

Evening all, sorry for tardiness, have been to an air show and then out for a meal with the family so I have brought some Doggie bags from the cafe. Slices of pizza, naan bread and garlic sausages.

[ladyalex]

Tonight's tailcock, the flexibandxxx is delicious, TOny.
There' s a vat over in the corner, help yourself to a tankard or two.

[ladyalex]

Hello alexanderd, how lovely to see you again. And how kind of you to bring us all dog food.

Looking after yourself, I hope ?

[slinky.kate]

please do maj.how nice of you to give me choccies,glad its not the toffee ones as i have to sook my gnashers for ages.i hope you like the spag bols.i brought you,i must remember to buy woffel tickets.is it 'ernie'who sells them???

[alexanderd]

For the riffle I have brought a street map of whitby, an ashtray with welcome to whitby on it and some whitby rock