Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening to all members , old and older.

There is yet again no speaker arranged for this week. (I blame the Committee).

Raffle prizes are a little thin at the moment, but no doubt will flesh out as the evening progresses.
So far we have:

A box of wafer thin mints
A roll of tissue paper (white)
Half a packet of sewing needles.

No doubt our usual array of drinks and nibbles will arrive shortly, courtesy of our dear Matron and the furry butler.


Apologies have been received from Petal who has been transported to a galaxy far, far away.
No word so far of ttfn, who has been so frequently rusticated that I fear for her colouring.

[giveup]

Any minute now sob sob!!

[Mamyalynne]

wassup now please, am running on reduced battery power and the ruddy butler ain't much help!

[Psybbo]

Oh Dear His Maj sounds angry
Squeaks hello quietly

[Lie-in King]

The ruddy butler's been trying to protect your honour, Matron!

Lawyers reckon we could get a fortune, I said "No, we merely wish to keep our good names!"

[Mamyalynne]

And the affair secret too ! oops did I say that out loud, I was misquoted guv.

[Psybbo]

Lying King is a very good name!

[Lie-in King]

Chuddy bleek! I was going to let you off, sib...

What does Matron think? :-)

[ttfn]

Strewth Maj - you have been called some things this week and no mistake. But surely no-one can you expect to take on another mantle? You may as well sign up for making me look young and beautiful ... thudddddddddddd.

Right - talking of beauty sleep - it is too late for me now, but I do need to lie down before gravity takes a permanent hold!

Good night one and all, sweet dreams and ttfn ♥

Be good and play nicely, if you can ☺

[Lie-in King]

Ta-ra, tt! Keep well :-) ♥ x

[Mamyalynne]

Night Ena ♥

Sibton I rather think your copybook is well blotted or is that blottoed?

[Psybbo]

Night your Maj and Mamya, your secret is safe xxx

[Lie-in King]

Night, sib! :-) x

[Mamyalynne]

Safe, safe !! OK thankyou.

[Lie-in King]

Is it ok if I start clearing up, mamya?

[Lie-in King]

Right, that's me done at the pile, mamya :-) ♥ x

One more tune & I'll be off to my den!

[Mamyalynne]

Can I say that the place looks pristine, no bottles to be seen anywhere and where are all the pasties? Maj, Maj get back here now!!

[Mamyalynne]

Butlers perks I guess, am away to the cellar for a night cap.

Night Maj ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Club doors will be closing in 5 minutes, all left property will be sold off for our annual Xmas party, not long now.

Goodnight to all and thank you on behalf of Milady and his Ludship for your loyal attendance and direct debits.

Mamya ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Drawbridge up, night all, be well and see you next week.

mamyua ♥