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The Club is now Open.
Welcome once again to the hallowed portals of our club.
Tailcocks and nibbles will doubtless be available soon, but whether the butler will appear to deal with the wraps is in the lap of the Gods.
So far tonight's raffle prizes include:
Half a bottle of Emva Cream Sherry
Two pairs of bedsocks, one pair green and blue, the other blue and green
A hot water bottle cover in the shape of a pink pig
Welcome once again to the hallowed portals of our club.
Tailcocks and nibbles will doubtless be available soon, but whether the butler will appear to deal with the wraps is in the lap of the Gods.
So far tonight's raffle prizes include:
Half a bottle of Emva Cream Sherry
Two pairs of bedsocks, one pair green and blue, the other blue and green
A hot water bottle cover in the shape of a pink pig
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Good evening Milady , all well I hope - I have made mini Steak and Ale pies with lots of gravy too, Jacket potatoes with a chilli dip, real warmers.
This week's Tailcock is the Viking Vimto , a pleasing shade and a real kick.
For the Rofl
Pink Alice band
pair lime green bedsox
3 emery boards
and a nail brush.
This week's Tailcock is the Viking Vimto , a pleasing shade and a real kick.
For the Rofl
Pink Alice band
pair lime green bedsox
3 emery boards
and a nail brush.
Good evening m'lady, Matron & guests.
I apologise for my absence from last week's gathering, but I found myself in the hands of a nefarious local tradesperson.
For the rofl, I am able to offer -
Pair of fur-lined handcuffs
A butcher's block
A large bag of assorted offal
I shall deal with that unsightly pile of outerwear in a moment by hiding them as is the custom & will be proffering tailcocks shortly.
I apologise for my absence from last week's gathering, but I found myself in the hands of a nefarious local tradesperson.
For the rofl, I am able to offer -
Pair of fur-lined handcuffs
A butcher's block
A large bag of assorted offal
I shall deal with that unsightly pile of outerwear in a moment by hiding them as is the custom & will be proffering tailcocks shortly.
Hello ye all, this fine fair weekend of rememberance.
Now what's on this evening, I have forgotten. Dementia is but a fair golf shot away.
Oh it's the snaffle, that's why we are here, and a tailcock - a Viking without the Vimto, si vous plait, young Lion. Where is that puss as he wasn't here last week?
No what do we have in my fair puss, sorry purse, to offer:
One Wayne Rooney Red Card
One Torres book, in Spanish, "How to score Goals"
One Tess Daly Christmas Cracker Green Tinsel Dress, complete with safety pins
One Frankie crab from his hair and his X Factor red card
One pair of Judge Bruno's socks
One pair of Bersculoni's undershorts - never worn.
One stained strainer
and One Free Membership to the Apotheosis Church (and a book of very fine Rowan and DTC poems, offerings and creeds)
Now what's on this evening, I have forgotten. Dementia is but a fair golf shot away.
Oh it's the snaffle, that's why we are here, and a tailcock - a Viking without the Vimto, si vous plait, young Lion. Where is that puss as he wasn't here last week?
No what do we have in my fair puss, sorry purse, to offer:
One Wayne Rooney Red Card
One Torres book, in Spanish, "How to score Goals"
One Tess Daly Christmas Cracker Green Tinsel Dress, complete with safety pins
One Frankie crab from his hair and his X Factor red card
One pair of Judge Bruno's socks
One pair of Bersculoni's undershorts - never worn.
One stained strainer
and One Free Membership to the Apotheosis Church (and a book of very fine Rowan and DTC poems, offerings and creeds)
