Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome once again to the hallowed portals of our club.

Tailcocks and nibbles will doubtless be available soon, but whether the butler will appear to deal with the wraps is in the lap of the Gods.

So far tonight's raffle prizes include:

Half a bottle of Emva Cream Sherry
Two pairs of bedsocks, one pair green and blue, the other blue and green
A hot water bottle cover in the shape of a pink pig

[DTCwordfan]

There was a polar-bear of Nantucket
who kept all his fish in a bucket
But his wifey named Nan
ran away with a Man
And as far as the Bucket - Oh .... it.

[DTCwordfan]

hic - both, Mrs O!

[Mamyalynne]

My tale is of a butcher sly,
dwelt not far- quite nearby.

She nabbed and grabbed the men at will,
my mission is to hunt her down and go in for the kill.

[ladyalex]

Form a queue, Mamya...

[DTCwordfan]

She nabbed and grabbed the men at will,

should have read:

She nabbed and grabbed the Lion at will,

[nungate]

Such a shame the croc has turned veggie - he could have dealt with the butcher trollop....................bad idea?

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Milady and everyone. So sorry to be so tardy but had trouble trying to juggle the football, Strictly and my dinner. Bottom of the league came dinner.
For the ruffle I have : a bottle of gravy browning (useful if you run out of tights). A corkscrew with cork attached (never know when you will need a cork). A peacock feather (lovely on a hat or moulting peacock).

[ladyalex]

good idea, nungate, just that blasted croc....maybe we could have a look at the other animals.

How is Alfie these days ?
We could get Ellie to trample her. That should smart.

[Mamyalynne]

DTC I believe she nabbed the sexton after evensong and the scout master as he led his troop to camp.

[ladyalex]

Hello Daisy and welcome. Thank you so much for the raffle prizes ..we have quite a cornucopia tonight.

[DTCwordfan]

No wonder the bells were ringing in the village, Mamya.....

[Lie-in King]

Good Evening, Miss Daisy - please accept a Viking Vimto whilst I hide your coat...

[ladyalex]

Not the sexton and the scoutmaster too.

Had he tolled the bell before he went ?

[DaisyNonna]

What did the sexton tell the belle? Was he such a gossip? Was she so beautiful?

[DTCwordfan]

There once was a Sexton named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint

[Mamyalynne]

Predatory Milady is the only word, I mean a man of the cloth too tut tsk.

[DTCwordfan]

a better version

There once was a Sexton named Saint,
Who swallowed some Vimto and paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint

[ladyalex]

She should be hounded out of the village.

You're getting close to your quota of limericks, DT.......you know I only say this for your own good.

[DaisyNonna]

Your felineship, I do hope that you hid my coat well. Perhaps you will be so good as to help me find it at the end of the evening. I am frightened of the dark.

[Lie-in King]

Of course Miss Daisy, it would give me endless delight.

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while there's enough 50p's in the meter, they're lovely!