Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome once again to the hallowed portals of our club.

Tailcocks and nibbles will doubtless be available soon, but whether the butler will appear to deal with the wraps is in the lap of the Gods.

So far tonight's raffle prizes include:

Half a bottle of Emva Cream Sherry
Two pairs of bedsocks, one pair green and blue, the other blue and green
A hot water bottle cover in the shape of a pink pig

[DTCwordfan]

Is that the name of the Butcher filly, Jenny?

[Lie-in King]

Very good evening to you sir - may I offer you a flagon of Matron's finest Viking Vimto? I shall be elsewhere, hiding your coat...

[ladyalex]

Hello, TonyV. Better late than never, though I am afraid you've missed the raffle.

The position of chauffeur happens to be vacant at the moment ...is it of any interest to you ?

[Mamyalynne]

Alfie has the pom poms now Milady - he hides them,

TonyV how nice to see you - Swarfega or are you all clean.

[nungate]

Nope. all pompoms present and correct, though if anyone fancies some I keep some spares in my reticule

[Lie-in King]

(word to the wise, sir? sign nothing!)

[ladyalex]

Fancies some what, nungate ?

[DaisyNonna]

What a good idea nungate. Do you speak croc or do we need an interpreter? How about if it is an alligator? If it has a cat perhaps I could have a kitten for my broomstick should they arrive.

[ladyalex]

If animals are being bought and sold here, remember that there is 'corkage'

[nungate]

Pompoms milady.
Daisy have you tried a rescue centre for a little kitty? I'd like another but hving four already the best beloved would have coniptions

[Lie-in King]

Matron led me to understand that had cleared up, m'lady?

[Mamyalynne]

Screw tops for me

[ladyalex]

I resemble that, nungate

[DaisyNonna]

None of my friends will play poker with me any more.

[TonyV]

Lady can analise and fix faults

[Mamyalynne]

Oooooh Tony are you medically qualified??

[nungate]

No disrespect intended Milady I was responding to the question did anyone fancy some ..............................(pompoms)

[ladyalex]

You're all being deeply impolite and unpleasant.
I may go into a decline.

[TonyV]

Mama - good soak in bath sorted it - need one of your extra special tailcocks to remove the thought of Halfords saturday boy

[Lie-in King]

I think perhaps another round of tailcocks, m'lady?