Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome once again to the hallowed portals of our club.

Tailcocks and nibbles will doubtless be available soon, but whether the butler will appear to deal with the wraps is in the lap of the Gods.

So far tonight's raffle prizes include:

Half a bottle of Emva Cream Sherry
Two pairs of bedsocks, one pair green and blue, the other blue and green
A hot water bottle cover in the shape of a pink pig

[Lie-in King]

Well done, Matron - however I am now at a loss regarding the squeaker's identity...

[Lie-in King]

Ah, thank you Matron. My mind is at rest. My body soldiers on, however...

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em before the croc does, they're lovely!

[ladyalex]

I suspect it may be nungate.....or , best case scenario, her llama....

[nungate]

You've lost my llama? How am I supposed to get home now? Have you looked out by the compost bins, he may be there.

[ladyalex]

LIK, can you organise a llama hunt now, please ?

Mamya and I are busy having our Viking Vimtos and steak and ale pie-lets.

[Mamyalynne]

We have ruled the llama out of the squeaking, did anyone see the butcher bird hovering or has he just wandered into the orchard.

[ladyalex]

How did they train a bird to hoover ?
That's just marvellous...

[Mamyalynne]

I am still on brush and pan - modern gadgets !!

[nungate]

Keep that butcher bird from hoovering over my llama - where did I leave my reticule? My catapult is in there and if I find that butcher cleaning my llama she's going to get one right in the filter.................

[ladyalex]

We must go to the store on Monday and puchase one of those new-fangled carpet sweepers.
I cannot have my staff under-equipped.

[ladyalex]

I think I can see the llama in the orchard...gosh it's small...or is it far away ?

[nungate]

He's not terribly big. He's called Carlito if you could call his name he might come to you - he has nice coloured pompoms in his ears - well the price of gold these days who can afford gold hoops for their llamas luggies?

[Mamyalynne]

I shall get my miners helmet and go look Milady.

[Lie-in King]

Very well spotted, m'lady - perhaps if you were to turn the telescope around?..

[Mamyalynne]

He may not hear me with pompoms in his ears.

[ladyalex]

All together now:


CARLITO !

CARLITO!
Come here you woolly horse.

[nungate]

I have a hurricane lamp - does anyone have a match? Which way to the orchard?

[ladyalex]

Have turned the telescope round.....he certainly looks bigger now and pretty close...it's all a bit mysterious for me..

small/far away
big/close to
mutter mutter, mumble mumble

[ladyalex]

Is it windy tonight ?
I hadn't noticed.
There are spare sou'westers in the hall cupboard if anyone feels the need.

[DTCwordfan]

is it a llama or a dodo? Does he have two heads......(now now)?