Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome once again to the hallowed portals of our club.

Tailcocks and nibbles will doubtless be available soon, but whether the butler will appear to deal with the wraps is in the lap of the Gods.

So far tonight's raffle prizes include:

Half a bottle of Emva Cream Sherry
Two pairs of bedsocks, one pair green and blue, the other blue and green
A hot water bottle cover in the shape of a pink pig

[jd_here]

Add a couple of Sterodent tablets

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady , all well I hope - I have made mini Steak and Ale pies with lots of gravy too, Jacket potatoes with a chilli dip, real warmers.

This week's Tailcock is the Viking Vimto , a pleasing shade and a real kick.

For the Rofl
Pink Alice band
pair lime green bedsox
3 emery boards
and a nail brush.

[ladyalex]

How generous of you, jd, if I may call you that.

[slinky.kate]

you are very promp tonight,i have brought for the raffle
'half a bottle M&S hand cream(aloe vera)
4 flat batteries
pkt ginger nuts,a bit soft but ok to dook in your tea(if your quick eneugh)

[ladyalex]

Good evening , Mamyalynne. How lovely to see you again and what an array of delicious delights....yum yum.
I think I will start with a Viking Vimto...haven't had Vimto for such a long time

[jd_here]

Always been known for my generosity, and yes, please call me jd!

[ladyalex]

Hello slinky and welcome. Thank you so much for the raffle prizes.

Hope I win the hand cream...and the nail brush

[jd_here]

I'll add a bottle of Sanotegen Tonic Wine for you!

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I do have a hankering for Sanatogen , tailcocks aii round , help yourselves.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'lady, Matron & guests.

I apologise for my absence from last week's gathering, but I found myself in the hands of a nefarious local tradesperson.

For the rofl, I am able to offer -

Pair of fur-lined handcuffs
A butcher's block
A large bag of assorted offal

I shall deal with that unsightly pile of outerwear in a moment by hiding them as is the custom & will be proffering tailcocks shortly.

[DTCwordfan]

Hello ye all, this fine fair weekend of rememberance.

Now what's on this evening, I have forgotten. Dementia is but a fair golf shot away.

Oh it's the snaffle, that's why we are here, and a tailcock - a Viking without the Vimto, si vous plait, young Lion. Where is that puss as he wasn't here last week?

No what do we have in my fair puss, sorry purse, to offer:

One Wayne Rooney Red Card
One Torres book, in Spanish, "How to score Goals"
One Tess Daly Christmas Cracker Green Tinsel Dress, complete with safety pins
One Frankie crab from his hair and his X Factor red card
One pair of Judge Bruno's socks
One pair of Bersculoni's undershorts - never worn.
One stained strainer
and One Free Membership to the Apotheosis Church (and a book of very fine Rowan and DTC poems, offerings and creeds)

[Lie-in King]

Good evening all - your tailcock, sir..

[nungate]

Good evening all, managed to get here early this week. I don't have any Sanatogen in my reticule but there is a bottle of Wincarnis would that suit you Mama?

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Miss nungate - please allow me to hide your coat for you & offer you a Viking Vimto, Matron's own secret recipe

[Mamyalynne]

Oh that would do nicely, so good to have some good butling tonight, takes the strain off me.

[Lie-in King]

The strain off your what, Matron?

[ladyalex]

Hello everyone I haven't already said hello to. (Sorry for ending that sentence with a preposition, but I am told by the son-and-heir that this is no longer a great sin.)
Wincarnis..now there is a drink...
Another Viking Vimto , please.
A likely story re being led astray by a tradesperson, LIK....

[nungate]

Oh please, your majesticness, that's not a coat, that's my llama, please turn him loose out by the moat, he like to play mah jong with the croc

[DTCwordfan]

I think a case of "butchers blocks," with the Butler Cat, milady

[Mamyalynne]

I meant the strain of hiding the coats dear Butler , I have so many matronly duties already - good to have you back in the house.

Another Vat of Viking Vimto's