Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once more to our evening of tailcocks, nibbles and conviviality.

The weather is closing in but the fires have been banked up and all is cosy here in the clubhouse.


Unfortunately I have managed to contract yet another so-called 'virus' so will probably leave early to go to bed with Wodehouse and whisky...didn't work too well last time, but I'll give the old cove another chance.


Raffle prizes so far are:

A snow shovel (handle broken)

Earmuffs (fluffy mauve)

Hand knitted socks...one blue, one green

[Mamyalynne]

Rest well Milady, I have put the warming pans in.

[Mamyalynne]

Hurrah 8 done just Vixen to do then I will need someone the haul up the Sleigh using the block and tackle.

[DaisyNonna]

Greetings to you my fellow (ought to be in) mates.
Apologies for my absence for the past two weeks. Absence = non -access.
For the rifle I have:
Last year's telephone directory (Brownie point for best use, not including lavatorial.)
Half a cucumber
A yellow plastic bath duck
Fat ball for feathered friends
Packet of low fat cheese (can't face it)

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're sparkly, they're lovely!

[Mamyalynne]

Good luck Nog

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Miss Daisy - a flagon of Twinkle for you...

May I say that is a very nice coat & that I shall take extra pleasure in hiding it?

[DTCwordfan]

Oh daisy, we nearly had the croc well sated on some Swede and turnip joos as his/her tailcock

what sex is that crawling handbag with four Jimmy Choos by the way

[Lie-in King]

It is believed to be a male of the species, sir - please feel free to run any additional checks yourself.

[Mamyalynne]

Splutter, can I please have the sleigh up now!! My hands are turning blue.

[DTCwordfan]

Plenty of those down at the bus stop in front of the local alehouse where milud frequents, akin to my avatar photo I am told.

[Lie-in King]

Winching it up now, Matron - I have attached a hot-water bottle of warmed Twinkle, by the way...

[DTCwordfan]

can somebody call Mamya the AA please, le chariot must be caput.

[DTCwordfan]

and a pair of fleece slippers with no sheepskin for obvious reasons.

[Mamyalynne]

Super stuff, I feel all musical now, may perch on the castellations and have a sing song

♫ Jingly Bells♫

[Lie-in King]

Oh dear.