Welcome once more to our evening of tailcocks, nibbles and conviviality.
The weather is closing in but the fires have been banked up and all is cosy here in the clubhouse.
Unfortunately I have managed to contract yet another so-called 'virus' so will probably leave early to go to bed with Wodehouse and whisky...didn't work too well last time, but I'll give the old cove another chance.
So kind Mama, so kind. Do me another favour? Keep me from the tv room and any football, I'm stressing over my boys in Madrid.............and desperately trying to avoid the Clasico - I may watch the game late if we don't lose..........
DT, Swede and turnip joos! How original. The mere idea of crocodile or alligator shoes and handbags make me feel sick. Leopard print articles of clothing are just tarty. Another drink before I swoon.
there's a nice niche in the ingelnook by the cellar steps nogel,warm with easy access to cellar, not that you heard it from me, official secrets act & all!
Salutations Mr Viking, we've not been introduced as yet, but I may have a blow torch concealed somewhere within the depths of my reticule, though it would be quicker were you to partake of His Feline Majesty's offer of the tailcocks................