Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.




Welcome, everyone, once more to our Club.
The night is very cold , but our fires have all been banked up so gather round for another evening of wonderful......entertainment....

No doubt the usual array of delicious snacks and nibbles will appear very soon and, of course, there will be another signature tailcock . I expect tonight's one to be especially warming.

For the raffle so far I have:

A red woolly scarf
Two pairs of violet mittens
A packet of Fisherman's Friends

[Lie-in King]

Good evening to you both - sir.prize, Miss Daisy.

I shall need a bigger hidey-hole soon - please allow me to furnish you with flagons of tailcock...

[Mamyalynne]

Kate I have never had a single complaint before dear.

[slinky.kate]

i think we should make this Joke Night'i think mamyas flagons was funny.ha ha ha ha

[Lie-in King]

I hasten to add that Matron's - ahem - vetting of my nooks led her to discover nothing more than... empty nooks.

[Mamyalynne]

A tad titillating yes.

[ricky2525]

Good evening milady and all other honoured guests - trust I may join in ?! I offer a small portion of left-over haggis from Wednesday's supper and a part bottle of fine single malt whisky.

[ladyalex]

titillating nooks.....steady on....we'll be censored....or even censured

[Mamyalynne]

Likes a Haggis I do, it is possible to revive it??

[ladyalex]

You are very welcome, ricky (I hope you do not mind the abbreviation of your name?)
That single malt looks most appealing...perhaps we might sample it ?

[Mamyalynne]

A nice friend for Alfie.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, sir - I fear your offering of whisky will have m'lady salivating.

Allow me to hide your coat while you partake of the evening's tailcock...

[ricky2525]

Yes - GOOD NEWS !................it's still alive !

[ladyalex]

Marvellous news. Do bring the poor wee beastie close to the fire to warm him up.

[Jumbo747]

Friends - has anyone read the recent posting 'This is FUNNY - you must read this' ? Lie-In King, I'm certain it would make you smile................

[fiftyplusfive]

May I join please?
I have a tin of stuffed olives, only had them 20 years,should be maturing nicely

[DaisyNonna]

Your felineship, please be gentle with my duffel, it is very dear to me. This tailcock is supersuppable.
The record milady is cringe-making. Perhaps you should slip away and play it before you decide if it is worthy of the rifle.

[nungate]

Greetings all. I trust everyone is well, milady I have left Carlito in the stable as usual, but I am shocked at your distress at the loss of the Sanatogen, I have a small bottle of Wincarnis in my reticule to which you are more than welcome. I realise it is not perhaps as favoured a brew as the Sanatogen but any port in a storm?
Mama I should love to try a pail of your Aurora Aww...........

[ricky2525]

Never mind tailcock I've found some scotch woodcock in the back of the larder under a small piece of dairylea cheese

[ladyalex]

Of course you may join, fifty plus five.
Do you mind if I call you fifty, or would you prefer plu or even five ?

Those olives must be vintage now...whoever wins them will be very lucky.

[Jumbo747]

Beg your pardon: it's correct title is 'This is FUNNY - a must read'