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ladyalex | 20:01 Sat 28th Jan 2012 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Welcome, everyone, once more to our Club.
The night is very cold , but our fires have all been banked up so gather round for another evening of wonderful......entertainment....

No doubt the usual array of delicious snacks and nibbles will appear very soon and, of course, there will be another signature tailcock . I expect tonight's one to be especially warming.

For the raffle so far I have:

A red woolly scarf
Two pairs of violet mittens
A packet of Fisherman's Friends
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The last I saw of the haggis it was curling (up) on the ice being pursued by a broom.
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I am reassured by the thought of Great Uncle McTAvish being unable to cast his eyes on this scene.....men in ladies' underfrillies, offal haggae being fed fruit gums (possibly the least palatable sweet in the world, bar barley sugars) , single male going untasted.

He would be reeling in his frame.
i nursed with a female called flora mc sween from skye
Ooh Your Maj, how lovely. Many thanks. May I compliment you on your mane? It glows in the candle light.
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Please don't mention curling, Jumbo.
lordalex may hear you and he's still sulking that they didn't get a Grand Match last year
(apologies to sassenachs and non-curlers..look it up in Wikipedia, it's far too complicated to explain)
Now we are all assembled will there be any parlour games ?
M'lady - might I be so bold as to enquire which of the single males you mean?
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LIK...no
Someone nicked my broom from the scullery??
Apologies, ladya, I had no idea............you must think me so rude.
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ricky....Mamya is the games mistress, unless she has deputed a sub.
Well not since the abseiling incident.
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Not at all, Jumbo...yo weren't to know you were intruding on private grief.

Parlour games, Mamya, not abseiling..anyway that's been banned ever since the Incident
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Just re-read my post a few up. I of course meant single malt going untasted.
LIK you'll get so sharp you'll cut yourself...then where will we be for a coat-hider ?
I am just going outside..........and may be some time ....
I hope it was not my broom. I need it to get home. Just bought it a new Satnav too. The fireflies are only too happy to be front and rear lights. Please would one of you gentlemen check that it is alright?
Oh like Blindmans buff or is it bluff?
M'lady, I was merely concerned that your Freudian slip might be showing...
He is banned from the knife drawer Milady.
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Yes, what a good idea. Blind man's bluff or buff.


LIK my slips now..is there no end to your interest in ladies' underfrillies ?

Does anyone have a scarf for a blindfold ? and who will be the blind man....
ricky, please don't go out in the cold. the last chap who did that never got his oats

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