Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.




Welcome, everyone, once more to our Club.
The night is very cold , but our fires have all been banked up so gather round for another evening of wonderful......entertainment....

No doubt the usual array of delicious snacks and nibbles will appear very soon and, of course, there will be another signature tailcock . I expect tonight's one to be especially warming.

For the raffle so far I have:

A red woolly scarf
Two pairs of violet mittens
A packet of Fisherman's Friends

[Mamyalynne]

Don't play the single Milady, a guaranteed decline.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening to the misses fifty & nungate - your coats, along with miss Daisy's will be accorded the utmost respect. I don't just sling 'em any-old-where, you know...

A flagon for miss fifty & miss nungate's usual bucket...

[Mamyalynne]

Jumbo it is about men in knickers, don't encourage them.

[ladyalex]

Welcome, nungate...thank you so much for the Wincarnis.
I'll save it for a nightcap.

[ricky2525]

I hope we can all find our outer garments later in those crooks and nannies that Lie in King is using as a cloakroom !

[nungate]

Happy to help Milady.

[Lie-in King]

Never lost one yet, sir...

[Mamyalynne]

A lot of these rofl prizes going walkabouts, including the Haggis, where is he?? Does he have a name??

[Jumbo747]

Mamy it's actually about a man in ladies knickers!

[Mamyalynne]

Yes I know I mean well whatever next!!

[Lie-in King]

He/she/it was last seen being warmed by the fire, Matron. sir.prize was there at last glance - perhaps he knows of its whereabouts?

[ladyalex]

Men in ladies knickers ? where? where can I see that ?

[ladyalex]

If the haggis has no name, can I propose we call him Hamish ?

Hamish the Haggis...has a skirl to it.

Touche, nungate

[DaisyNonna]

Sorry I have been feeding the haggis with fruit gums. He has a lovely smile but I fear he is likely to snooze under the table. Another orororor? Why not?

[Lie-in King]

Allow me, miss Daisy - a fresh flagon.

[ricky2525]

The haggis (McSwoon") is looking decidedly offal...........I think it's looking for the boarder !

[Mamyalynne]

Milady don't fret is not the portrait of Great Uncle Mctavish, we hid that

[ladyalex]

Hamish McSwoon...a name to conjure with...

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're glowing, they're lovely!

[nungate]

Hamish McSwoon? I think I went to school with him