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Mad over Fifties Club
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The Club is now Open
Good evening all on another rather chilly night.
Do come in and make yourselves comfortable here in front of the fire in the Great Hall whilst we await the usual sumptuous array of drinks and nibbles.
Sadly, lordalex cannot be with us this evening as he is tied up.
I did warn him about trying macrame again, but he's a game old bird and insisted on giving it another go.
Uncle Joe is assisting with the big scissors but it looks as though they will be at it for some hours yet.
For tonight's raffle, so far I have
A small ball of macrame twine
A bag of barley sugars
A set of binoculars...one lens gone wonky.
Good evening all on another rather chilly night.
Do come in and make yourselves comfortable here in front of the fire in the Great Hall whilst we await the usual sumptuous array of drinks and nibbles.
Sadly, lordalex cannot be with us this evening as he is tied up.
I did warn him about trying macrame again, but he's a game old bird and insisted on giving it another go.
Uncle Joe is assisting with the big scissors but it looks as though they will be at it for some hours yet.
For tonight's raffle, so far I have
A small ball of macrame twine
A bag of barley sugars
A set of binoculars...one lens gone wonky.
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Sweaty tenrec palms in a pool of Castle cold heat,
slipping feet wade afloat in miniature shoe boats,
like our beloved croc hidden in a moat,
ravaging and ripping our Butler nerves
drinking tailcock soaked, rigid curves
sipping slow, set in place simply to disturb
and distract away from the right track,
pushing and pulling in different AB directions,
with every llama and sheep located at a different intersection.
His Whisky Lordish chops locked away, cast to solitary confinement
placed behind a sporadic,Castle wall of silence.
White noise, bagpipe music to the ears of a lost Butler boy,
living in a lost world, on the search for his Mamya joy.
Angry Mad50s outbursts in quick succession,
apologetic verbs accompany the Polar tenor section,
swift and low heartfelt Nonna moans
carry the regretful tones,
surfing through Slinky air waves,
sticks to Lady A's ear drum,
crashing and colliding through every bone.
Felt the sound tingle, through every hair in my DTC nose
down across each wrinkly toe.
A sincere change of maggiebee heart,
reaching with nungate bionic arms,
searching, never to be alone.
"Grab our cold dead hands, make us feel alive, like a croccie man.
And we'll lead each other to a new start. And don't fear,
my words are genuine Mamya dear. Just show us you'll stay,
and we'll never astray, from Castle love through progression
and not through obsession."
slipping feet wade afloat in miniature shoe boats,
like our beloved croc hidden in a moat,
ravaging and ripping our Butler nerves
drinking tailcock soaked, rigid curves
sipping slow, set in place simply to disturb
and distract away from the right track,
pushing and pulling in different AB directions,
with every llama and sheep located at a different intersection.
His Whisky Lordish chops locked away, cast to solitary confinement
placed behind a sporadic,Castle wall of silence.
White noise, bagpipe music to the ears of a lost Butler boy,
living in a lost world, on the search for his Mamya joy.
Angry Mad50s outbursts in quick succession,
apologetic verbs accompany the Polar tenor section,
swift and low heartfelt Nonna moans
carry the regretful tones,
surfing through Slinky air waves,
sticks to Lady A's ear drum,
crashing and colliding through every bone.
Felt the sound tingle, through every hair in my DTC nose
down across each wrinkly toe.
A sincere change of maggiebee heart,
reaching with nungate bionic arms,
searching, never to be alone.
"Grab our cold dead hands, make us feel alive, like a croccie man.
And we'll lead each other to a new start. And don't fear,
my words are genuine Mamya dear. Just show us you'll stay,
and we'll never astray, from Castle love through progression
and not through obsession."
very similar they are, ballista and trebuchet, a difference of scale and penetrative capability. I would be very aware of the latter, Lady A..........as to the castle walls and not re the BDSM cells under the north wing. There is one ballista down there and very effective it is for dispatching non-compliant or non-paying aficionados.
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