Members are advised to take especial care in the corridors this week as polishing has been done 'with a will'. This is odd, as it is usually done with floor polish and a duster, but who am I to question such things ?
Please leave your raffle contributions on the usual table in the hall.
So far we have:
A tin of John West pink salmon (sell by date obscured by rust)
A box of Milk Tray (soft centres only, hardly any with teeth marks)