Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Good evening and welcome one and all.

Members are advised to take especial care in the corridors this week as polishing has been done 'with a will'. This is odd, as it is usually done with floor polish and a duster, but who am I to question such things ?


Please leave your raffle contributions on the usual table in the hall.

So far we have:

A tin of John West pink salmon (sell by date obscured by rust)

A box of Milk Tray (soft centres only, hardly any with teeth marks)

A box of dental floss. (unused).

[nungate]

Let the Venusuians return whence they came or let them eat brioche..

[Mamyalynne]

Night Kate xxx

[Lie-in King]

Your coat, miss kinky & I wish you good night & a safe journey home :-)

[BigMac]

The night may be young, sadly I am less so.

Untill we meet again:

[Mamyalynne]

Farewell BigMac xxx

[Lie-in King]

I have taken the liberty of preparing the TV lounge for the football highlights programme.

There is a silver (coloured) bucket of tailcock for flagon-dipping on the table...

[BigMac]

Try again:

[ladyalex]

Good night Kate and Big Mac.....have I just started an ugly rumour ?

[BigMac]

Last time:

[BigMac]

Memo to self: Read the bl**dy instructions... ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW48_10TzUw

[Mamyalynne]

Well done and goodnight BM xxx

[DaisyNonna]

You could deploy but I fear he will be employed watching the footie.

[Mamyalynne]

I think you are correct Daisy, do have a sit down all is well.

[nungate]

all girls together now? Shall we dish? ......

[ladyalex]

Thanks, Big Mac.

May I have another of your fine Scintillas , please , before I pull the raffle.

[DaisyNonna]

dish the dirt? dish up? Sorry, nearly doing it again. Will try to think in pictures instead of words. Oh dear! Dishabillement.

[ladyalex]

I have my eye on the wine corks and the Malibu...

[EcclesCake]

Apologies, it's my first time at the MOFC and I got lost. I have an odd sock (black wool) and an unused packet of supermarket own brand incontinence pads for the ROFL. Although as I am so late you might want to roll them over to next week.

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Eccles. You're just in the nick of time for the raffle.

Do you have your tickets ready ?

[nungate]

dish up anything we like Daisy. The dirt, some goodies, the rest of the Scintillas (yum....) chocolate mousse, anything at all we'd like to "dish" or we could just get comfy and "deshabille" into cosy jammies and sit by the fire and drink chocolate and eat cookies - is the cookie jar full Mama or shall I fetch some from my reticule?