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Mad over fifties Club
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The Club is now Open.
Good evening and welcome one and all.
Members are advised to take especial care in the corridors this week as polishing has been done 'with a will'. This is odd, as it is usually done with floor polish and a duster, but who am I to question such things ?
Please leave your raffle contributions on the usual table in the hall.
So far we have:
A tin of John West pink salmon (sell by date obscured by rust)
A box of Milk Tray (soft centres only, hardly any with teeth marks)
A box of dental floss. (unused).
Good evening and welcome one and all.
Members are advised to take especial care in the corridors this week as polishing has been done 'with a will'. This is odd, as it is usually done with floor polish and a duster, but who am I to question such things ?
Please leave your raffle contributions on the usual table in the hall.
So far we have:
A tin of John West pink salmon (sell by date obscured by rust)
A box of Milk Tray (soft centres only, hardly any with teeth marks)
A box of dental floss. (unused).
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Good evening Milady and all, a touch of spring in the air today - as the sun was setting and sparkling on the moat, it made me rediscover the wonderful tailcock that is the Scintilla.
Also gracing the table is a home made game pie, assorted cheeses and chutneys.Later I thought some hot dogs would be a nice change too.
For the Rofl
A pizza wheel
a dozen wine corks
a carrier bag of carrier bags
small packet of marbles
Also gracing the table is a home made game pie, assorted cheeses and chutneys.Later I thought some hot dogs would be a nice change too.
For the Rofl
A pizza wheel
a dozen wine corks
a carrier bag of carrier bags
small packet of marbles
Good evening m'lady, Matron. I am glad to report that normal service will be resumed this evening - like it or not.
For the rofl, I can offer -
A book - "101 Things To Do During A Power Cut"
A bottle of Malibu, circa 1993, a bit crusty round the top
2 foldaway chairs
I shall begin hiding coats and distributing tailcocks instantly.
For the rofl, I can offer -
A book - "101 Things To Do During A Power Cut"
A bottle of Malibu, circa 1993, a bit crusty round the top
2 foldaway chairs
I shall begin hiding coats and distributing tailcocks instantly.
hiya folks,i brought a bouquet of flowers for mamya as i was visiting the cemetary today,a lovely selection of flowers,also for lady'A' a watering can,a bit rusty but usable(that was in the cemetary too,ssshhh')for lie in king,a compas so we can find our coats(found it on the ferry) its in great nick and a good size so he wont loose it,i would love a wee drink before i set off for home again,(i will leave a ((((((hug)))))) for ttfn)
Evening milady, mamya. So lovely to meet friends at the week's end.
For the ruffle I have:
A tray for making ice cubes
A piece of fire cracked flint
A brass monkey thermometer
Where there's a will there's a way. Perfect for corridors!
A scintilla? Is that a naughty sapling? Please anyway. Do not overheat the rottweillers on my behalf but I would appreciate a dachshund later in the evening. Do uou have mustardand onions or should I fly back and collect some? The broom has not yet cooled down.
For the ruffle I have:
A tray for making ice cubes
A piece of fire cracked flint
A brass monkey thermometer
Where there's a will there's a way. Perfect for corridors!
A scintilla? Is that a naughty sapling? Please anyway. Do not overheat the rottweillers on my behalf but I would appreciate a dachshund later in the evening. Do uou have mustardand onions or should I fly back and collect some? The broom has not yet cooled down.
