Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Good evening and welcome one and all.

Members are advised to take especial care in the corridors this week as polishing has been done 'with a will'. This is odd, as it is usually done with floor polish and a duster, but who am I to question such things ?


Please leave your raffle contributions on the usual table in the hall.

So far we have:

A tin of John West pink salmon (sell by date obscured by rust)

A box of Milk Tray (soft centres only, hardly any with teeth marks)

A box of dental floss. (unused).

[Lie-in King]

May I assure all guests that there is NO dog in the hot dogs.

None at all.

Not a bit.

[humbersloop]

Mi'Lady,
there was a discussion about the current legality of laudnum, and its merits vis-a-vis calpol and brandy in milk. Given the jack russell stood no chance in any event, we must repair anon.

[ladyalex]

Is that where Shergar went ......lordalex and I often wondered.

In fact on more than one occasion when we dined en vacance in La Belle France we did wonder whether we were...but I will not continue in case there are members present of a nervous disposition...

[Lie-in King]

I shall fetch the non-repair kit immediately, miss - another Scintilla perhaps?...

[ladyalex]

Well done that butler.

Humbersloop, I'd go for the brandy in hot milk. Works for me every time.

[BigMac]

I had wondered about the appelation 'chevalier,' Milady... ...

[DaisyNonna]

Your felineship, what about the trade descriptions act? I hate to be so dogged about my questioning, I am not being catty, just don't want to be a coward about such an important chat.

[ladyalex]

Who was thus appelled, Big Mac ?

I hope you are not casting nasturtiums.........

[Sir Alec]

Especially if it's Maurice Chevalier, the old lecher, who seemed to be a little over-pleased that 'little girls get bigger every day'.

[ladyalex]

Daisy, I know this is the MAD over fifties club, but you are beginning to rival petal...and that is quite a statement..

[Mamyalynne]

ooh la la!!

[Lie-in King]

I repeat - NO dog in the hot dogs.

Not a trace.

Nary a smidgen.

A large flagon of Scintilla, miss Daisy...

[ladyalex]

But he had his Over Fifty moments too....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXgCfMqsP7M

[Jumbo747]

it's too early to cast nasturtiums m'lady, wait till the earth warms up a bit.

[DaisyNonna]

Soz. No, not short for sausage. I will jusy go and sit in the corner and listen. Have you got a spare hankie?

[ladyalex]

No need for that Daisy.
just maybe go easy on the Scintilla ?

[Lie-in King]

You mentioned Scintilla, m'lady? Your flagon...

[Mamyalynne]

Plenty game pie left.

[DaisyNonna]

Sob.Sob.Sob.
I resign from keeping the attics clean. Sob. The batswere so sweet! Send them my love.

[ladyalex]

Game pie and Scintilla....who could ask for anything more ?

A slice of pie, a flagon of Scintilla and thou