Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyship's absence may I extend a warm welcome to friends old and new. We also have a sick note from the Butler, so if I may ask you help yourself to the buffet and copious amounts of drink at your will, I may also be a little distracted as I have guests in the Gamekeepers Lodge who are quite demanding.

This evening's menu is a tribute to a lovely ladies Birthday - I believe she has even been untagged for the occasion.

We have Hot Pot and pickled beetroot, sausage rolls (best venison) various salads, a milk stout blancmange....this week's tailcock is the Sharples, a seemingly spiky outside note with a soft and generous centre, a witty number really.

For the Rofl:

5 Newton and Ridley beermats
assorted coloured hairnets
3 lisle stockings
packet of dart flights

So gather round and make yourselves at home.

[lady-janine]

thanks DT. very kind of you.

[humbersloop]

It's the fine white for me dt, with a Sobrianie cocktail. Scrub up a treat we do here

Now then (Bard), you were missed here, so *do not do that again* please.

Them sausage rolls is a fair treat Matron, still mooing too.

LJ, I think mi'lady has first dabs on the welding rods, it being a free, fair and open riffle and all. Given the rollover there may well be less of them next week.

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Mamya. Suppose blue is tonight's colour. Is the butler abroad or ensconced in front of one of those things for which you need a licence?
Never mind, still light, will send the broom to chat with the croc. Have warned Eric not to paddle.
For the ruffle I have a defrosted kipper, a serbo-croat dictionary and a half used tin of dubbin. Oh, and a mini fire extinguisher. Don't trust those torch people.

[lady-janine]

off to watch the first part of the bridge. see you all again later.xx's all round.

[nungate]

Greetings to all present. No butler tonight? Something connected with a certain football match mayhap? I have parked the llama in his usual place in the stables, he has been warned not to venture out to gamble with the croc or his cat - he lost his ear pompoms the last time he played and if he loses his new set I have told him he won't be having any more! A bucket of your wonderful tailcock would be most welcome Mama.
Has DT been misbehaving? - I appear not to have heard of his incarceration prior to this evening, I do hope the manacles did not chafe

[Mamyalynne]

One only has to blink to miss some goings on here, I think the sport of ball kicking may be part of the Butler's absence.

Glad the sausage rolls are appreciated, good stuff those.

[DTCwordfan]

well I don't think it is your "Derby" nungate, the Bourg must be quiet - though I guess they are drifting back from the City of Wreckage now.

Quiet around here and yes I did do some time for a spatz with the Russian Compte....

[DaisyNonna]

DT I heard that Reading Jail was not the most salubrious. Hope that you were not incarcerated there.

[nungate]

Oh those Russians!

[DTCwordfan]

Oh no - just in a pub down here.

Hic.

No rock hewing either.

[Mamyalynne]

Sharples, come and get em they're lovely.

[humbersloop]

Another tailcock would be lovely Matron, so kind.

[Mamyalynne]

Certainly

[DTCwordfan]

on the rocks please, for me, not sloopy though, that's what got the Exxon Valdez skipper in trouble......."I said a Tanqueray on the Rocks not a Tanker."

[slinky.kate]

well i will take my leave now,i came in unnoticed and i shall leave the same way,i will leave the raffles though,goodnight all.

[DTCwordfan]

night, slinks.....

[DaisyNonna]

Am quite hungry but not at all sure that I should eat Bambi's mother sausage rolls.

[Mamyalynne]

Night Kate


The hot pots are hot

[humbersloop]

Safe home slinky, and be sure mi'lady will enjoy her prizes. If, by some fluke, they fall to her.

Equivocation over Bambi's mother daisy?? 'No contest. Tis probably my size 3 footprint next to the still warm corpse!

[nungate]

Sorry, I had to step out and check the llama.
So glad to hear your term of incarceration wasn't too strenuous, (no hewing involved I see) I'm certain it afforded you the time for quiet reflection DT.
I totally agree with you Daisy, I could never watch Bambi again after one of Mama's delicious looking sausage rolls. My bucket appears empty, I must go get a refill