Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome once again to our weekly get-together for fun frolics and felicity.

The weather is being much kinder to us this week, so all members are reminded to wear sunscreen at all times.

The heating is off and it is time for the annual boiler-scrape and polish. Any volunteers are asked to sign up as a lack of volunteers will lead to conscription.

This week's raffle prizes include

a flue brush (handy for the boiler-scrape)
six black plastic rubbish bags (ditto)
a small set of step ladders, hardly wonky at all (ditto again)
half a tin of Zebo (ditto again again)

[beattie819]

so kind Lie-inKing

[beattie819]

I am flagin
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[petal54]

hubbo's found out that mowing grass is bad for his health,as fell over the fence,not help after the op!

[nungate]

I always end up with puce! I do hope you won the marigolds Mama

[Lie-in King]

Fresh flagons all round - rofl prizes will be handed out by m'lady as soon as she's determined the validity of the claims...

[Mamyalynne]

there seem to be a lot of prizes unclaimed again.

[Lie-in King]

Ah, Matron - I'm just off to check on the frog, the croc & his cat & shall return shortly...

[petal54]

hope you R well LIK,so long as you're ok for your brainiac duties on the morrow

[petal54]

if no-one claims the flue brush I'll donate 2 groats to a charity of your choice

[flump1]

Oh I am now the proud owner of a tin of Brasso. What on earth does one do with it ? Is it a stir in pasta sauce type thing? Or is it what is used to turn one's hair that awful orangey colour that the females who frequent the Jeremy Kyle show have?
Meanwhile my shawl was getting slightly over friendly with a rather lovely lightweight cloak. I shall don my shawl and away,
Goodnight one and all, thank you for another splendid evening, keep well till next time x

[DaisyNonna]

Lovely! This tailcock is definitely a success. Was hoping to meet excel. Did someone frighten him? Surely nobody mentioned the croc. Some people are allergic.

[nungate]

Good night Flump.

Daisy I don't think Excel quite "got" the purpose of this most excellent club.
Nothing whatsoever to do with the croc

[Mamyalynne]

Night night Flump, be safe xxx

I don't think Excel quite flt comfy, we did not scare him am sure.

[lady-janine]

back now have been watching sebastien and oh what gloom.

DT you've excellented yourself. (PS ave 'e got thunder and lightening)

I can offer half a silver sixpence for the watering can rose by any other name, that is if my ticket of pink is no good.

i have an empty bucket please more of your surperb tailcock.

[DaisyNonna]

Night flump, perhaps our garments will meet again soon.

[excelsior-1]

daisy and nungate.

i just could not work out what was going on - or what to say.

maybe i'm not as much of an intellectual as i once was.

i had also hoped that somebody would explain what this is or what the rules are, or what to .. but alas, nobody did.

so, i'm not to be a part of it

[lady-janine]

poor excel - what a shame he found it sooooo difficult to fit in between the croc and sabre the cat.

[Meg]

Good evening,
devastated to hear my beloved Uncle Joe has been left unattended once again.

I pay good money for his care and upkeep!! Large cauldron of what ever is on offer please and a word with her ladyship would not go amiss.

[lady-janine]

rules - i'm off to have a fainting fit. please excuse me.

[ladyalex]

Hello again

I seem to have won the corn plasters and the boomerang....I thought I had won the Brasso too,but I see it has been claimed by another...hmmmm

Wonderful ode as per, DT.

A flagon of scorchio, please and another salad.