Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome , one and all to the Mad over Fifties Club where Members are expected, nay encouraged, to be Mad and Over Fifty.
Anyone seeking membership who has not yet attained fifty earth years will be considered eligible by virtue of their wishing to join such a club.
Anyone not mad and seeking membership should reconsider.

The night is still nippy for the time of year, so gather close to the fire and let the festivities commence.


The topic for tonight's Speaker is 'Weather...whither ?' .
He has not yet arrived, but we have received a message from him saying that as soon as he can find his waders, oilskins and umbrella, he will be along directly.

Prizes so far for tonight's raffle include:

A bottle of sun screen (unused)
A sun hat (new)
2 yards of deckchair canvas (pristine)

[albaqwerty]

I like Tony's bottom.

Not saying nuffink more. I've been sitting on his knees for the past 1/2 hour. Very comfy.

[Maydup]

Good evening MOFs, buffet looks good and tailcocks smell delicious.

For the ruffle i have:
A red, white and blue watering can
A pair of red, white and blue shorts
and an used picnic set

[tenrec]

Good evening Maidup.

[ladyalex]

Well, that's better now tony. Thank you so much.

Do have a tailcock before you start the cleaning up.

Thinks.....who has need of condoms here ?....puzzling, puzzling....

[Lie-in King]

Another flagon, for a bad job well done & for adding so much to the list of rofl prizes...

[tonyav]

tenrec, I have just found them, they were tangled up in gness's knickers.

[ladyalex]

Hello Maidup, lovely to see you .

WOnderful ode, DT.

[Lie-in King]

I have no idea, m'lady...

Good evening, miss Maidup - a flagon of Monsoon.

[tenrec]

tony - I have now got an image in my head. I didn't think I had so many tailcocks last week.

[ladyalex]

Hmmmm food for thought, LiK.

[ladyalex]

I suspect gness has more to worry her than you do, tenrec...

[tonyav]

Where did the condoms come from ?

[Maydup]

Monsoon much appreciated and delighted to hear the water closet is so freshly plunged.

[ladyalex]

Armagnac, tony

[Maydup]

Condoms can only have come upstream from the stockbroker belt.

[Mamyalynne]

Where they not part of the jubilee decorations?? Are they union jack ones?

[tonyav]

I think it is something to do with that pub down the Village, the Quiz and Puzzle Arms. There are many reprobates use that place !

[tenrec]

The Union Jack ones went to the street party I think.

[ladyalex]

Other than my suspicions about LiK....we must also consider the possibility that the Home for the Bewildered next door have infiltrated (again) and deliberately blocked our loo with codnoms

[DTCwordfan]

There once was a girl, I'll call gness.
Her knickers were the silkiest best.
As to her cotton-lined gusset,
full of tenrec's specs and coloured russet.
Tony our plumber, well he knows all the rest!