Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome , one and all to the Mad over Fifties Club where Members are expected, nay encouraged, to be Mad and Over Fifty.
Anyone seeking membership who has not yet attained fifty earth years will be considered eligible by virtue of their wishing to join such a club.
Anyone not mad and seeking membership should reconsider.

The night is still nippy for the time of year, so gather close to the fire and let the festivities commence.


The topic for tonight's Speaker is 'Weather...whither ?' .
He has not yet arrived, but we have received a message from him saying that as soon as he can find his waders, oilskins and umbrella, he will be along directly.

Prizes so far for tonight's raffle include:

A bottle of sun screen (unused)
A sun hat (new)
2 yards of deckchair canvas (pristine)

[pauljennifer]

anyone got a bucket

[DTCwordfan]

There was a Zebra called Spot
Who was covered all over in black dots
Nungate had been out with her kitchen wipes
to wash off his lovely African stripes
"Poor me the Zebra, no lines but dots, that's not a lot"

[Lie-in King]

The frog is safely on his hook, m'lady - I believe they are using a replica camel for the game

[tonyav]

I also have to leave now got to go and collect Daughter No 2, but I will see to all the rest of the plumbing next week. Good night all ( and go easy on those Tailcocks they are extremely powerful ).

[nungate]

Oh Maidup, quite alright, though it can't have been Spot, he's never been here before, might have been Alberto the alpaca, he had a tendency toward grumpiness...........

[DTCwordfan]

Oh the beach bum, Lady J, yes underneath Sandy Bottoms is a nice guy - he's great at making pies.

[DTCwordfan]

Dwinking and Dwiving, Tony?

Night. Take care.

[ladyalex]

Good night Tony...the plumbing jobs will be ready for you when you get back next week.....

Are you all right, pauljennifer ?
We have mops and buckets in the scullery...the butler will show you the way.

[pauljennifer]

anyone got a bucket OR todays DAILY MAIL REWARD CODE

[ladyalex]

Underneath sandy bottoms ?
I dread to think.....

[DTCwordfan]

The Mail makes for an excellent fire starter PJ, the buckets are there for the tailcocks if you wish to upgrade your quantity but be warned......

[lady-janine]

me boa's gone missing, poor little thing. only 6 feet long and all alone out there. coni come back to mummy. stop practicing your squeezing at onc.e

[Lie-in King]

As you requested sir, a bucket of tailcock. Please be careful, this is miss nungate's preferred measure & she rides a spotted zebra...

[Mamyalynne]

Do Boas eat agoutis??

[ladyalex]

On your own head be it.....

[lady-janine]

sandy bottoms - was he the one with condoms over his ears to keep off the gull attacks? or was he the one walking on his hands to stop his feet getting wet in the rain?

[ladyalex]

Calm down, Mamya. I'm sure Alfie is in your bag. Have a good rummage.

[lady-janine]

oh dear mamy coni eats anything especially if it is squashy.

[pauljennifer]

yes boa eat agoutis in my back garden

[nungate]

A misconception I think, the zebra has the normal stripes. His name is Spot!