Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome one and all, old and older, mad and madder to our delightful club.

We have been experiencing some difficulties here at the Club HQ with the electrical apparatus , notably the light switches. The only explanation given so far by the electrical tradesman is 'gremlins'.
Consequently, members are warned to be very careful with water this week.


So far for the raffle we have :

1 sporran (badger head still relatively intact)
4 brass buttons (in need of polish)
a tube of fruit gums (only orange ones )

[DaisyNonna]

Dave, vasectomy is a bit drastic.

[flump1]

After the drama I am away to bed, good night one and all, take good care .Until next week x

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight Flump, yes is getting late....I need to get Alfie his supper.

[DTCwordfan]

Au revoir and night all......

[Mamyalynne]

Night DT xxx

[humbersloop]

I love the smell of moat weed in the evening.

Right then, I shall give the otter a quick rub down with a copy of the Sporting Life and beggar orf. A goodnight to all, and many thanks for your hospitality.

[sunny-dave]

Good Night DT, Flump

[sunny-dave]

Night Sloopy too

[Mamyalynne]

Night night xxx

[owdhamer]

Good evening mi lady, I to have had gremlins, but the tablets seem to be working,I have for the raffle a bag of wood turning's, sycamore food grade, i trust that p--s head of a butler is sober if not slam him in the tower/ I bid you good neet,

[Mamyalynne]

Evening Owd, I fear you have missed Milady, she has retired for the evening, the prizes will carry over to next week am sure - she can win them then.

Now now, no way to talk about our liveried one!!

[DaisyNonna]

Ok I will turn the lights out. Not sure where the key is though.

[Mamyalynne]

That's ok Daisy we still have cellar duties to do, take care till next we meet. xxx

[nungate]

You closing up? Give me a minute to saddle up the llama and we'll be on our way, I doubt he'll be back until he forswears the card games with that croc.
I bid you all a good night and safe journey until we meet again a sennight from now.

[owdhamer]

Good evening to your gorgeous self mamya, I have little time for the butler aka buckled wheel.

[Mamyalynne]

Take your time Nungate, I agree this gambling is getting most out of hand, we will be getting a reputation next.

[Mamyalynne]

My goodness Owd - have you duelled over a fair maiden in the past?? What history is there?

[nungate]

So glad I don't have to rush, Carlito is getting a bit frisky this evening and not cooperating at all..........

[Mamyalynne]

Yes take it steady Nungate, we have already had a moat incident we want no more drama.

[nungate]

mmmm .... one incident per evening is more than enough Mama