Welcome one and all, old and older, mad and madder to our delightful club.
We have been experiencing some difficulties here at the Club HQ with the electrical apparatus , notably the light switches. The only explanation given so far by the electrical tradesman is 'gremlins'.
Consequently, members are warned to be very careful with water this week.
So far for the raffle we have :
1 sporran (badger head still relatively intact)
4 brass buttons (in need of polish)
a tube of fruit gums (only orange ones )
Thank you LiK your service as usual is i impeccable. Have you seen the poncho in the last hour or so ? I fear it may have followed tony and his greatcoat and should the poncho fall into the moat it will stink for days.
Nope, relax L-i-K, the otter appears to be fluent with something called cloning.
May I try the bolgnese Matron? I cooked some earlier and haven't yet managed to get my new white tee shirt covered in splatter - which is not the usual way of things, I find.