Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome one and all, old and older, mad and madder to our delightful club.

We have been experiencing some difficulties here at the Club HQ with the electrical apparatus , notably the light switches. The only explanation given so far by the electrical tradesman is 'gremlins'.
Consequently, members are warned to be very careful with water this week.


So far for the raffle we have :

1 sporran (badger head still relatively intact)
4 brass buttons (in need of polish)
a tube of fruit gums (only orange ones )

[Mamyalynne]

Green!! but...................sigh, I wanted the brick.

[flump1]

Gawd blimey......I have won the Des OConner album that I donated. Anyone want to swap ? I would even consider the orange wine gums.

[sunny-dave]

Good Evening Milady

Grovelling apologies - I have been detained by the local oiks who were insisting on watching a load of foreign chappies playing fussball.

The Honda 50 has been parked (the gardener should probably not have bent over at that precise moment) and if matron could do the honours with the oily rag I will be ready to rumble, as the colonials would have it.

[DaisyNonna]

DT You are so right! They also try to pull the wool over your eyes. Beware their shanks, you risk being tied up with shortened rope. Still, their eyes could watch you adoringly.

[nungate]

Did I win the fruit gums?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh if you have a rumble try some Bolognese after your rub down Dave.

[ladyalex]

Hello Dave. Lovely to see yu again.
I'm afraid you will have to take up the matter of rumbling with Mamya...I have nothing to do with rags, oily or otherwise.

[Mamyalynne]

I hope someone did, sticky messy things are gums.

[DaisyNonna]

Sorry flump, only like the green and black ones. Not that I won anyway.

[ladyalex]

Do you have a green ticket , nungate ?



(Some mistake surely)

[humbersloop]

At the risk of sounding needy, any chance of a Zoom?

[Lie-in King]

Certainly, miss - the otter seems to be holding his own...

[nungate]

only puce Milady, sigh, no fruit gums for me.................

Another Zoom if you please, Senor Gato..........

[sunny-dave]

The pillion seat is vacant ... but 'zoom' may be pushing our luck ... 'pop pop' possibly

[ladyalex]

Then I'm afraid you did not win , nungate. The fruit gums may have to rollover.

Holding his own what , Maj ?

[Mamyalynne]

Please wrap them or they will ooze in the rollover rofl box.

[Lie-in King]

Your bucket, miss nungate - if I might ask you to make it last until Matron has prepared another bathful? Thank you, miss.

Matron! Matron!

[DaisyNonna]

Scuze me Pusskins, did you forget my drink?

[humbersloop]

pillion dave? How posh is that?!

Any chance of a crossie over the moat?

[Mamyalynne]

Am distilling as we speak, almost ready to serve, eeeeeeeeee is hard and thirsty work.