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Good evening everyone - as her Ladyship is otherwise engaged, it falls to me to welcome you here tonight. A slight upturn in the weather has prompted a most summery buffet with an assortment of crustless sandwiches, various fillings to suit all tastes too. Voltra vons it goes without saying also make an appearance....for dessert Strawberries loom large, a wonderful Pavlova with lashings of cream and of course the more simple Strawberry and cream combo for the less adventurous, A large flagon of spiced Pimms for a refreshing boost and a brand new Tailcock - the Murray, a well practised recipe showing signs of improvement , may well develop fully soon but still drinkable in it's immature state.
For the Rofl
6metres of netting
White line paint
3 shuttlecocks (bald)
7 Croquet hoops ( never was any good at sport)
Apologies already in from Excel
although i'll not be at tonight's MOFC (as previously stated) because of the early night i must have - on account of tomorrow.
i would still like to donate some prizes for the blaffle.
so i have sent to the manor - via courier - the following:-
my recently expired car tax disc
a klingon-english dictionary
the dressing from my arm, used after i gave blood last week
dvd of 'the shawshank redemption' (i had two)
used question sheets from my last quiz night.
hope the evening goes well, and give my regards to all attendees, please.
So settle in and have a natter.
For the Rofl
6metres of netting
White line paint
3 shuttlecocks (bald)
7 Croquet hoops ( never was any good at sport)
Apologies already in from Excel
although i'll not be at tonight's MOFC (as previously stated) because of the early night i must have - on account of tomorrow.
i would still like to donate some prizes for the blaffle.
so i have sent to the manor - via courier - the following:-
my recently expired car tax disc
a klingon-english dictionary
the dressing from my arm, used after i gave blood last week
dvd of 'the shawshank redemption' (i had two)
used question sheets from my last quiz night.
hope the evening goes well, and give my regards to all attendees, please.
So settle in and have a natter.
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THE CASTLE ROYAL REGATTA
http://tinypic.com/r/296fy81/6
Once again the sun is scorching.
It’s the first week in July.
Lie-in-King, have you seen my blazer?
Where on earth’s my Castle tie?
Dear old Castle Moat, dear Regatta,
Thronging AB crowds o’er Croc’s Bridge.
Hats you’ve never seen the like of.
Champagne cooling in the kitchen’fridge.
We’ll go in the Ladies J and A Enclosure,
What a MOFC crowd and what a horrendous din!
The bowler-ed stewards measure gness’s hem-line.
She is out, but we are in!
Now here comes my Poets’ College.
What a splendid looking Sloopy crew!
Did you know that Tony was stroke once?
He ended up in A&E, rather ‘Black and Blue’!
Now it’s time to take our Mamya’s buffet
In Lady A’s hallowed hall.
Dear old PolarBear’s got our tickets.
There he is. Give him the wolf63 call.
Hello Alba! Hello Petal!
Gosh, that is a TTFN stunning dress!
Quick, Stand still! Here comes Sunny Dave.
We may feature in Owdhamer’s racing press!
Tilly, Vodka, Maid up, You’ve managed to arrive
Looking fabulous and so flumpy pretty too.
Though your thongs are showing through, you’ll survive,
However, the ground isn’t good for Jimmy Choos.
Chicken, BigMacs, Moët et Chandon
Then a glass of tailcock or perhaps a Nungate port.
Hardly know some of these AB fellows.
Do you think Mrs O’s quite our sort?
Once again the raffle’s started.
How Maggiebee strains to win the prize!
Yes, these tenrec-chairs are quite comfy.
Maybe DaisyNonna will close her eyes.
Teatime already? How the hours are flying!
We must think of going soon.
But I’ll not forget the wet sunshine
Of this lovely excelsior of an afternoon.
Time to go. Ah, here’s the rusty Volvo
LIK, would you like to drive?
What a queue! Where do they all go?
Straight down the M twenty-five!
http://tinypic.com/r/296fy81/6
Once again the sun is scorching.
It’s the first week in July.
Lie-in-King, have you seen my blazer?
Where on earth’s my Castle tie?
Dear old Castle Moat, dear Regatta,
Thronging AB crowds o’er Croc’s Bridge.
Hats you’ve never seen the like of.
Champagne cooling in the kitchen’fridge.
We’ll go in the Ladies J and A Enclosure,
What a MOFC crowd and what a horrendous din!
The bowler-ed stewards measure gness’s hem-line.
She is out, but we are in!
Now here comes my Poets’ College.
What a splendid looking Sloopy crew!
Did you know that Tony was stroke once?
He ended up in A&E, rather ‘Black and Blue’!
Now it’s time to take our Mamya’s buffet
In Lady A’s hallowed hall.
Dear old PolarBear’s got our tickets.
There he is. Give him the wolf63 call.
Hello Alba! Hello Petal!
Gosh, that is a TTFN stunning dress!
Quick, Stand still! Here comes Sunny Dave.
We may feature in Owdhamer’s racing press!
Tilly, Vodka, Maid up, You’ve managed to arrive
Looking fabulous and so flumpy pretty too.
Though your thongs are showing through, you’ll survive,
However, the ground isn’t good for Jimmy Choos.
Chicken, BigMacs, Moët et Chandon
Then a glass of tailcock or perhaps a Nungate port.
Hardly know some of these AB fellows.
Do you think Mrs O’s quite our sort?
Once again the raffle’s started.
How Maggiebee strains to win the prize!
Yes, these tenrec-chairs are quite comfy.
Maybe DaisyNonna will close her eyes.
Teatime already? How the hours are flying!
We must think of going soon.
But I’ll not forget the wet sunshine
Of this lovely excelsior of an afternoon.
Time to go. Ah, here’s the rusty Volvo
LIK, would you like to drive?
What a queue! Where do they all go?
Straight down the M twenty-five!
