Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone - as her Ladyship is otherwise engaged, it falls to me to welcome you here tonight. A slight upturn in the weather has prompted a most summery buffet with an assortment of crustless sandwiches, various fillings to suit all tastes too. Voltra vons it goes without saying also make an appearance....for dessert Strawberries loom large, a wonderful Pavlova with lashings of cream and of course the more simple Strawberry and cream combo for the less adventurous, A large flagon of spiced Pimms for a refreshing boost and a brand new Tailcock - the Murray, a well practised recipe showing signs of improvement , may well develop fully soon but still drinkable in it's immature state.

For the Rofl

6metres of netting
White line paint
3 shuttlecocks (bald)
7 Croquet hoops ( never was any good at sport)


Apologies already in from Excel

although i'll not be at tonight's MOFC (as previously stated) because of the early night i must have - on account of tomorrow.
i would still like to donate some prizes for the blaffle.

so i have sent to the manor - via courier - the following:-

my recently expired car tax disc
a klingon-english dictionary
the dressing from my arm, used after i gave blood last week
dvd of 'the shawshank redemption' (i had two)
used question sheets from my last quiz night.

hope the evening goes well, and give my regards to all attendees, please.

So settle in and have a natter.

[Mamyalynne]

Bring some for the Rofl, sounds good.

[nungate]

I have a fondness for most things Spanish DT. We plan to retire to Menorca some day

[DTCwordfan]

600+ of them and they aren't too pongy; not bad cheese either - I buy on site....(just off the Truro-Shortlanesend-Perranporth/A30 turn, Lady J, a mile before the A30.

[DTCwordfan]

On cheeses, I love the Pujbol - wnw of Barca, nungate......beats most Bries/Camemberts...

[DaisyNonna]

My marbles are in a pretty red net. Slaap lekker.

[DTCwordfan]

cracking up - Pujol....

[Mamyalynne]

Please all keep a grip.

[nungate]

Not a fan of soft cheeses, prefer Mahon, or manchego
Pujol is a fab centre back though.....

[DaisyNonna]

Is that some kind of bag or suitcase? Only got a rucksack.

[nungate]

I had a grip once............slipped through my fingers...

[Mamyalynne]

Never keep your cheese or your marbles in a cool bag.

[DTCwordfan]

my knowledge of their wines is far better ! (but far from perfect)

[DTCwordfan]

My grip on things went yonks ago.....

[DTCwordfan]

Am going to retire for the night - sleep tight all and dream of Pujols, croc handbags, whatever takes your fancy!

Night.

[DaisyNonna]

Is that why you cannot keep the hair out of your eyes? Tried a hairslide?

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight DT, soon be time for my night job - am a DJ now lol

[nungate]

I have a goodly selection of hairslides, I don't need them anymore as I had most of my hair cut off recently and now sport a very short crop

[Mamyalynne]

That is a short whip - yes?

[Lie-in King]

Hello Matron - I've returned from my rounds of the grounds & am happy to say that the frog's on his hook & the croc & his cat are winding up the games & shenanigans in the den.

What needs attending to, if anything?

[DaisyNonna]

I am sure it looks lovely, nun.