Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome once again to the Mad over Fifties Club for a night of unalloyed pleasure.
No doubt there will be at least one ode, lots of delicious comestibles and sufficient alcohol to float a battleship.
And that's before we get on to the excellent conversation , witty repartee and the holy grail of all club events, the drawing of the raffle.

Tonight's prizes so far include:


two rain mates (pink spotty ones)
a packet of Fishermen's Friends
a pair of flip flops, one orange, one green (totally non-sectarian )
and
a loofah

[excelsior-1]

thank you LiK.

i think i'll eat too -- anyone join me at the food table?

[polar-bear]

By burg I meant this town, Actually I was trying to light a cigarette from it,

[excelsior-1]

thought your eyebrows looked a little singed - polarbear

[ladyalex]

Eh thenk yew, Mamya

[Lie-in King]

Miss Daisy, may I refill your flagon?

Your cloak has been secreted with miss flump's shawl & the homeless coats - I can assure you that they are clean & appear to be quite well-mannered

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while you can, they're deeeeeeeeeeeeeelicious!

[Mamyalynne]

I may partake and perhaps Gladys and Gordon too, will sort us out.

[Mamyalynne]

Should keep them quiet and allow me to be more attentive.

[Lie-in King]

Ah, Matron! Might I prevail upon you to prepare another tub of tailcock? It is proving extreeeeeeeeeemely popular...

[nungate]

Good evening to all here present, I hope I find you all in the finest of fettles.
I've parked Spot (zebra current mode of transport) in the stables Milady - he isn't anti social he merely disapproves of the goings on of the croc and his cat.....
I must say that the table is simply groaning under the weight of those delighful looking comestibles, and the tailcock of the day looks most inviting....May I trouble the butler for my customary bucketful?

[Mamyalynne]

I shall away to the still and get busy with my posser.

[excelsior-1]

come join me at the table nungate - this food is remarkable ..scoff

[ladyalex]

Good evening nungate. Spot is most welcome to stay in the stables...but the croc and his cat have free range

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss nungate - your bucket of Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I fear I must inform you that Spot may have been telling porkies - he has already slipped his rope & joined the croc & his cat...

[nungate]

delighted......pass me a plate please..

[Mamyalynne]

Here we are a fresh vatful!!!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[excelsior-1]

this crocodile pate is particularly good..chew

[nungate]

You could be mistaken your Maj, Spot isn't at all easily lead by cats and crocs, I very much doubt whether he could be tempted by their shenanigans
he's a bit of a puritan you see. Very high minded, totally unlike the llama who has tried just about every vice and temptation known to man/llamas

[ladyalex]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'll have another one.
Quality control, you know. Must be sure that all tailcocks meet our exacting standards.

[ethandron]

I don't have a flag on, I would never have a flag on, I hate flags, I detest flags, flags are evil and awful, they wrap around you and ..flag..you.
Now bunting is a different matter, I do love a good bunt up.

[Mamyalynne]

Mock croc ony