Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome once again to the Mad over Fifties Club for a night of unalloyed pleasure.
No doubt there will be at least one ode, lots of delicious comestibles and sufficient alcohol to float a battleship.
And that's before we get on to the excellent conversation , witty repartee and the holy grail of all club events, the drawing of the raffle.

Tonight's prizes so far include:


two rain mates (pink spotty ones)
a packet of Fishermen's Friends
a pair of flip flops, one orange, one green (totally non-sectarian )
and
a loofah

[Lie-in King]

Most generous, sir!

Boggling, m'lady? Sounds as though you need a refill...

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while you can, they're deeeeeeeeeeeeeelightful!

[ladyalex]

Is it THAT emu , ladyj ?
I thought he fell off a roof years ago .

[lady-janine]

fear i must leave you for a while as henry is calling- and i do so enjoy a bit of culture.

[ladyalex]

A short visit, but a pleasant one, ladyj...

[Mamyalynne]

I must heartily apologise, Gordon did go for a wander round the grounds and Gladys became perturbed as he was so lomg, he returned mumbling in French and we fear he has been spiked.

I have sat him in the conservatory with a large medicinal Eeeeeeeeeeeee and revived Gladys with some smelling salts.

[Lie-in King]

Oh dear... I shall take time out a little later to check the frog on his hook, Matron

[ladyalex]

It's all very well inviting those country cousins for a visit, but keeping tabs on them is so hard.
Have you considered elastic leashes, mamya?

[Mamyalynne]

He seems to be recovering and is a bit less garlic.

[ladyalex]

Has everyone got their raffle tickets ?

It's nearly time for the draw.

[Lie-in King]

I am agog, m'lady.

May I replenish your flagon before you proceed?

[ladyalex]

Please, Maj...that would be delish

[Lie-in King]

I have taken the liberty of adding extra ee to your Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, m'lady

[excelsior-1]

i only got one ticket tonight .. it is trombone colour, and the number is curry.

[ladyalex]

Before proceeding to the draw, I would like it clearly understood that, extra eee or no extra eee, this draw will be drawn fair and square (as always).

[Mamyalynne]

Fingers crossed for the flies !!

[nungate]

the eye of the needle would be very useful...

[ladyalex]

Do check again, excel....we don't have any trombone colours.


Drum roll.....


Tonight's winning number is:


Buff

[ladyalex]

All those in the buff step forward.

[Lie-in King]

Steps forward...

[Mamyalynne]

Me , me !!