As her Ladyship is absent, currently attending the dear Dowager Aunt, it falls to me once more the throw open the portcullis and welcome you all.
The international theme for the buffet continues with savouries once more from all continents with the addition of a sweets trolley - Belgian Buns, Danish Pastries, Chorley and Eccles Cakes and a Croquembouche par excellence!
The tailcock tonight is Dorney Dazzle - a lively , spirited and winning tipple.
For the Rofl:
One and a half oars.
Tennis racquet( minus strings)
set of running spikes
pair of leg warmers (lime green)