Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all, firstly an apology for absence from Petal and a late slip from the Butler here :

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1166571.html

The buffet is a delight with the usual voltra vents and plates of cold meats and cheeses - plus some Tandoori chicken drumsticks with a raita dip and fresh made coriander naans.

Double chocolate fudge cake plus fresh fruits and Cointreau cream.

For the Rofl:

6 paper plates (Happy birthday 9 today)
4 Balloons (as above)
12 empty part poppers
Half can of lime green silly string

[DTCwordfan]

The riffle is prepared, prizes given; the boxes are ready,
tickets in apricot, pink, green and puce.
Dubious rigging under foot, Lady A feeling heady.

Polarbear bring his ice, ursine paws, a freshly-killed goat,
savage and fierce as he, Isbjørn, an ancient Nanook king.
Until the moment the Ursus Maritimus reaches the Castle moat.

Tenrec the Lake District fireball who loved to neck;
forget the Scots marauding through Kendal Yards.
Number Ten, Stramongate, now totally wrecked.


Flumpy, always cheerful and bright
A bucket of Mamya’s Blue Moon cocks, maybe three
and she’s as loose as Tony is tight.

[nungate]

She's not planning a visit to AB tonight, but I did show her your little ode made her smile though I'm not too comfortable with her breathing all over my laptop!
Just popping off to Vigata - back later!

[tonyav]

OI '' tight '' I am a very generous man I'll have you know DT. lol

[Mamyalynne]

Is that a kebab shop??

[DTCwordfan]

Owdhamer, the racing man’s tipster,
bets a plenty with the women, buckets the cocks a-down.
A steedy man it is said, a passion for Lady A’s Auntie and sister.


Jumbo, our mobile and agile resident elephant tall,
the Castle, he likes to crash in and out.
“I’ll be back in a tick, time to make a long trunk call”

Vodkandcoke, well and truly Chianti pasta-ed,
her ankle damaged from being potatoed flat-out
Her life a maze of tagliatelle, though her cakes, properly mastered.

Eccles who’s not from Beckles, life’s a piece of B00 cake.
Buns, recipes, pizzas and pies
A bottle of Bordeaux in her but, alas, not the steak.

[DTCwordfan]

double entendre perhaps, tony......tongue in cheek.

[tonyav]

Tongue in cheek DT is that not mrs o lol.

[DTCwordfan]

peut-etre.....

[DTCwordfan]

I was hoping that these two would show (near the old bone):


Sunny-Dave arrives at the Castle on his motorbike
full of A1 joy, bronzed from summer’s benny-rays.
Booked for speeding in his mini-dress, as ‘Misty-Dusty-Mike’.

Slinky Kate, a woman of some dubious ill- repute,
in the Castle corridors and alley ways.
Gracefully, elegantly, she works out what to compute.

[sunny-dave]

Bonjour Matelots - comment ca va, me old chinas?

Pour Le Rouffule I 'ave :

zee collected works of Nicolas Sarkozy (short version)
a bouteille of creme de mentos (slighly foxed)
trois french 'ens (plucky little birds)
und zwei frankfurter sausages (bent)

Large Blue Moon please Mr King - no bike parking required tonight - but if you could ask the croc what exactly he has done with my Shanks's Pony I would be obleeged.

[tonyav]

LOL.

[DTCwordfan]

Quel timing.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Mr dave - one bucket of Matron's finest Blue Moon. I believe I shall not be asking the croc any such thing, sir.

[DTCwordfan]

Now who remains of the regulars:


Excelsior climbing up the Castle Tower,
carrying a DaisyNonna flower.
Man gallant, onwards and upwards, a show of power.

Daisynonna, flowery and sweet
until she’s had fifteen tailcocks to replete
The boys ready for her to deplete.

Maisie, lacy and crazy, always on the tease,
three Gregg pies, two tailcocks, and a G&T.
Her ventures in Hampton Court look like a breeze

Zac, well, a bucket of foaming tailcock is pure enjoyment,
pure heavenly, Dentish enjoyment;
Regurgitation guarantees a fine. Clean-o-Pine.

The MOFC at the Castle, once more gathered,
the soirée full of fun, tailcocks, riffles and buns.
The end nigh approaches, all well bladdered and blathered.

[DTCwordfan]

sibton - is that you falling asleep behind the sofa?

I'll carry you somewhere?

[Psybbo]

oh, yes dt the blue moons are quite strong

[DTCwordfan]

I hear that there is a risk of cratering on those tailcocks, sibton.

[Lie-in King]

Ah, you're down there, Miss sibton. One flagon of tailcock for you & your "Best Bard In The World" flagon has been refilled, Mr DT.

Mr tony - your bucket.

[tonyav]

Thank you maj, mmmmm think I will attack the buffet now.

[Psybbo]

thank you buttle, must get some air and talk to the croc