Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Time again for Nungate Towers to throw open it's doors and welcome all you Mad over fifties. Tonight we shall be having a bonfire party out in the courtyard with fireworks galore and a barbeque! Tonight's tailcock will be the Super sparkler, guarnteed to make your evening go with a bang! For those not inclined to venture outside we shall be serving a delicious Bonfire Hotpot in the Great Hall with the customary horses doovers, canopies and volly vonts
and on the pudding trolley is plum duff and custard, there is also a copious number of toffee apples available (the toffee apple harvest has been spectacularly good this year) As usual the Minstrels will be in the gallery playing their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas, and as an added bonus they will also be giving us as selection of Abba's Greatest Hits.
For the rofl tonight, I have 1 witches hat,
more toffee apples
a pair of vampire fangs (found in the gents
ablutions)
even more toffee apples (did I mention we have a
glut this year?)
As usual there is bungee jumping, the hot tub is fired up, and the local Morris
Dancers will be on hand to prance the evening away in the courtyard
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter..........(evil laughter!!!!!)

[DTCwordfan]

I ain't got any fish and chips here, Capt Haddock!

[queenofmean]

sorry tony i ate the chips haha

[queenofmean]

oh and the fish is in the tank

[DTCwordfan]

apologies, we were having a mo of seriousness there, nobody else being around.....very quiet here tonite! ( and not just MoFC) - must be the fireworks. Trust ABers to be into explosives.

[queenofmean]

She wasn't there at the time, my dad was just preparing me for the latest ridiculous story, I felt a little bad as her dog had been put to sleep but the story was out of this world

[nungate]

Hey Tony, they are very busy tonight, but the chips will be here shortly Igor will bring them to you as soon as they arrive


I honestly can't remember any of my mum's - yes I can I remember quite clearly now what she was on about. I'm sure herself will put you in the picture at some point

[DTCwordfan]

grains of truth - my own grandma used to be delusional - how for example, when as Mayor, she had presented Man U with the FA Cup in tenrecville! She probably did present something to the local team, or may be a commemorative badge for a charity match in WW2. The power of the dark side of the brain though..............

[nungate]

It would appear she has. Though not the full picture.
Her wee dog had to be put to sleep last week as he was very ill. But when she came here on Thursday as usual, best beloved told me that she'd told him that she'd been burgled, and her purse stolen and they'd kicked her poor wee dog to death. She went on and on about it and I told her that Hamish had been put to sleep as he was very ill and her purse hadn't been stolen but that she'd hidden it. She continued to tell this story all the time I had her at the hairdresser and was even crying at one point (like I said all very sad indeed) but I'd told her hairdresser the correct story beforehand, though Mum wouldn't wouldn't accept things as they had happened. This isn't the first time she's told folks that she been burgled - caused a right stushie with her bank they cancelled her card and everything. Total shambles, I have asked them to call us if she does it again but as she's their customer and not us theire hands are sort of tied as they have to act on her instructions despite them knowing about her illness. It's enough to make you turn to drink..........

[DTCwordfan]

take off line, nungate, as to PoAs etc - the theft thing is not unusual at all - and indeed a very common trait between the sufferers.....it's happened here too - frequently, money and esp jewellery.

[tonyav]

Hey DT, your gran presented Man U with the FA cup ?

[petal54]

hi,
late once again,cat driving me mad,wants to go fight a firework,keeps squawking,missed the lotto,not that we ever win, &scampi & chips had at lunch playing havoc wth my ulcer

[DTCwordfan]

I know, tony, isn't that amazing - she was mayor of tenrecville three times in her own right and mayoress five times, so talk about a local dynasty!

[nungate]

Hello there Petal, your patience has been tried today. Has your ulcer settled down yet?

[DTCwordfan]

nearly even million, petal, haven't seen the numbers yet. Would have preferred last nights 95 but didn't have even one! there ought to be a prize for that....

[tonyav]

Yes very interesting, your gran DT, but why did she never present a cup to the Villa oi and no wise cracks lol.

[petal54]

just about ok now,may try going to bed before 0300hours tonight

[tonyav]

I won a tenner on Wednesday lotto. Still haven't decided what to spend it all on lol.

[DTCwordfan]

my eldest sis is paranoiac that she will be as mad as a box of frogs with both sides of the family re the genes - some would say that I am a lost cause already! However, I do put a lot down to keeping the grey matter exercised and in the hope that there will be a major breakthrough, the signs of which are already happening.

[DTCwordfan]

your parking fine?

[tonyav]

Mmmmmmm, scampi and chips, petal, I could eat that right now.