Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Time again for Nungate Towers to throw open it's doors and welcome all you Mad over fifties. Tonight we shall be having a bonfire party out in the courtyard with fireworks galore and a barbeque! Tonight's tailcock will be the Super sparkler, guarnteed to make your evening go with a bang! For those not inclined to venture outside we shall be serving a delicious Bonfire Hotpot in the Great Hall with the customary horses doovers, canopies and volly vonts
and on the pudding trolley is plum duff and custard, there is also a copious number of toffee apples available (the toffee apple harvest has been spectacularly good this year) As usual the Minstrels will be in the gallery playing their usual selection of madrigals and toccatas, and as an added bonus they will also be giving us as selection of Abba's Greatest Hits.
For the rofl tonight, I have 1 witches hat,
more toffee apples
a pair of vampire fangs (found in the gents
ablutions)
even more toffee apples (did I mention we have a
glut this year?)
As usual there is bungee jumping, the hot tub is fired up, and the local Morris
Dancers will be on hand to prance the evening away in the courtyard
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter..........(evil laughter!!!!!)

[nungate]

You must excuse me as I have a small task in the East wing shall return shortly

[tonyav]

Not Googling DT, I have no idea.

[DTCwordfan]

I'll spare you, tony, one thinks it would be one of the Pennine Roses clubs, but all the clubs are in valley bottoms and not at great altitude. The answer, surprisingly is not that far from your beloved Villa and is WBA!

[tonyav]

Is that right DT, I'm surprised at that fact.

[DTCwordfan]

and the altitude is fairly low - about 240 feet if I remember right, 242 coming to mind.

[DTCwordfan]

551 feet apparently...it's there on Wilkipedia.

[tonyav]

Not very high either is it really.

[DTCwordfan]

and other sites: http://fourfourtwo.co...albionfc/default.aspx

[nungate]

It would appear that my absence has not been noted - Thank goodness!
Mission accomplished!

Now does everyone have their rofl tickets at the ready? We are just about to start the draw

[tonyav]

franticly searches pockets, and not just his own.

[excelsior-1]

Bated breath

[nungate]

Right then, the winning number is.............................



puce

Who has the puce ticket?

[nungate]

The winning colours ........................



22
36
9
50
11

All those with a winning colour are requested to collect their prize from the
large table in the vestibule. To those of you without a winning number or colour better luck next time

[tonyav]

DOH.

[excelsior-1]

D-OH!

[tonyav]

Gawd I so wanted those Dracula teef.

[DTCwordfan]

Not me........just like the Yogilotto......

Time to retire me thinks.................hope petal gets some sleep.

[nungate]

Never mind chaps, there's always next week - help yourself to toffee apples we have lots and lots.............................

[nungate]

Good night DT - will be in touch

[tonyav]

Nighty night, sleep tight DT.