Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties. The portals of Nungate Towers are now open and an evening of frivolity awaits all who dare enter.
Tonight's tailcock will be another of Igor's "creations" (he's becoming quite the mixologist!) he's calling it the "Iron Maiden" and has dedicated it to his "secret" crush the Towers' Laundrymaid! It is another of his potent brews and should be imbibed with a degree of caution! Tonight's hot plate special is a lovely Roast beef with all the usual trimmings, and as always there are volly vonts and canapes galore. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a rhubarb crumble with lashings of custard or cream. The Minstrels are already in the gallery warming up to give us the usual selection of Madrigals and toccattas and later on, in a more Romantic mood they are planning their very own renditions of the greatest hits of Barry Manilow (well it was Valentines day recently) So, if you're over fifty (or not we make allowances) why not join us and come frivol in Nungate Towers? The hot tub is fired up, the bar is well stocked. The bungee is taut and wating for the first vic.....volunteer of the evening. There is dancing in the Great Hall and of course the rofl later on.............

[nungate]

Hello Mammar, we missed you last week. I assume from what you've said you've been unwell, I hope you feel much better now. Please don't feel the need to isolate yourself.....ah! Here's Igor with your Iron Maiden......please take care with it and try not to spill it - it does leave marks and I think it's doubtful that we could repair the holes it makes in clothes :-)

[sunny-dave]

Bonsoir Toute le Monde

Zis eefning I 'ave been mostly talking botox - but the pills seem to be kicking in at last.

Pour Le Wofl I 'ave

One clove of garlic - marked "Souvenir of Whatby"
One Datsun Hubcap - with what appear to be teeth marks in the rim
Three sets of Comedy Teeth - inscribed "To Dr Sqad from a Grateful Patient"
One Cabbage Leaf Brazier - with amusing courgette nipple tassels

Pint of your best Iron Maiden please Igor and where is the Pink 'Un?

[queenofmean]

how do all

[Mammar]

. . . 5 empty boxes of balm embossed tissues
...... 2 giant packs of Lemsip (likewise empty)
. . . 3 toilet roll inners (I ran out of Kleenex)
. . . .half a well-sucked Strepsil

[Psybbo]

Hey headwreck, wait for me, you can give me a lift home

[murraymints]

Too hooooo Dave boy...over heeer...get a maiden doo da....you wanna come bungee ?

[tonyav]

Evening qom and dave.
Dunno what happened there DTC.

[sunny-dave]

I'm a real sucker for snapping a lady's elastic ... on my way minty :)

[queenofmean]

evening tony :)

[Mammar]

Poorly? Poorly? ? My daughter's were ringing the meerkats for discount prices of funerals but, HAH, I foiled the plot!

[queenofmean]

evening Headwreck

[Psybbo]

Hi queenie, who's looking after Excel tonight?

[tonyav]

Be seeing ye Headwreck.

[nungate]

Bonsoir Dave, this evening I shall be mostly speaking drivel (some things never change!) Nice to see you again, it's been a while. Do have an Iron Maiden..............Igor! Over here please with that tray..................thank you

[Mammar]

Look, see, you can tell I'm not better yet. I've let an unwanted apostrophe slip through the net

[murraymints]

Helloooo down there !! Up here look up at the rampart...Got my lackey band tied on.....see...1 .. 2..3 ..WHEEEEEEEEEE........

[nungate]

Oh Heady sweetie, don't rush off now. We always talk in riddles half the time we don't have a clue as to what's going on that's the fun part!