Mad Over Fifties

[nungate]

Tonight's festivities at Nungate Towers are about to commence. Queenofmean has planned everything, from the menus to club activities and what a programme she has arranged (it's my Mother's day gift.....I think)
The Tailcock tonight will be "Mother's Touch" - light, warm and fruity, when you drink it feels like a hug! Scoff our resident chef is on compassionate leave and his place has been taken by his cousin Andre who has flown in from Paris specially to cater tonight's event! He has cooked a lovely Chicken Veronique, chicken strips in a luscious white wine sauce, studded with gorgeous green nuggets of deliciousness (grapes flown in from our vineyards in the southern hemisphere). As always we have a selection of volly vonts and canopies and on the pudding trolley, Andre has one of his specialities Gateau Petite Rose, a creamy confection of sponge, whipped cream laced with rose water and rose petals. The minstrels are warming up in the gallery, as always they will be playing a selection of madrigals and fugues and later on they have promised to give us their rendition of Showtunes, from the "Glums" to 42nd Street! As a special treat Queenie has arranged the Towers Triathalon! There will be a three legged race, (three laps around the Towers)
The "diddy" cycle (thirteen laps around the Towers) and finally the Swimming section - three laps in the moat whilst wearing a pink tutu! (Pink sparkly thongs are optional) So the hot tub is bubbling away, and the mini bar has been replenshed on the north tower, yet again we are still waiting for the elastic replacements for the bungee (I've been assured they will be installed on Monday) the games room and skittle lanes are also open.
For the rofl, Queenie has arranged a fruit basket (empty)
a silver bottle bag (also empty)
one silver candle (unused as it need a very
narrow holder.)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals......

carriages at midnight

[excelsior-1]

thought i was a lady!!??!!???

[tonyav]

not sure about plan b just yet nungate.

[nungate]

Queenie was most insistent that they are "touch" and not "ruin" as she wanted to convey the softeness of a mother's hug....


I do like to keep the mini bar well stocked Mammar

[tonyav]

Ah righto nungate, hope no one has slipped minty a ''Micky''.

[murraymints]

Look look I'm up here....going .hic .for a double back wit twist into moat....

[tonyav]

Oh gawd.

[nungate]

Oh dear.......Minty noooooooooooooooo! The floodight have blown, Plant and Chubb are busy with the electrics to get them working otherwise we'll have to postpone the triathlon - something I'd prefer as it is bitterly cold this evening, with more than a touch of frost in the air..

[nungate]

PANIC - Floodlights.....^^^^^

[DTCwordfan]

it's all the oestrogen in the tailcocks, excel..........

[murraymints]

Splash.....ooh see that...oh noooooo....it's gone again hic.. I'll just have a swim about..see if I can find it....

[nungate]

deep sigh........Igor, fetch the fishing net if you please - and a torch!

[Mammar]

So sorry, Excel. It's the steam. Am I making this worse? Shall I go out and come back in again?

[excelsior-1]

Why would Mammar think i was female?

[excelsior-1]

No,

You are here in the tub now .... No point in getting out just to get back in

[tonyav]

Can ''They'' be put in the tumble drier do you think nungate.

[nungate]

Not sure how to answer that Excel, but be assured I've often been surprised that people here on AB who I thought were men actually turned out to be women and vice versa..... Please don't dwell upon it..

[Mammar]

Take no notice of me, Excel. I merely presume everyone is female until I am proved wrong.
You have proved me wrong

[petal54]

ing all you mums have a great day tomorrow

[tonyav]

Forget it excel and have another bucket of qoms lovely tailcock.

[nungate]

Belle will take them to the laundress to be laundered in the usual fashion Tony, and they will be returned in due course. Meantime, Belle has had the good sense to go out and purchase a couple of "spares" similar to the originals. all part of the good service we at Nungate Towers pride ourselves on