Mad Over Fifties

[nungate]

Tonight's festivities at Nungate Towers are about to commence. Queenofmean has planned everything, from the menus to club activities and what a programme she has arranged (it's my Mother's day gift.....I think)
The Tailcock tonight will be "Mother's Touch" - light, warm and fruity, when you drink it feels like a hug! Scoff our resident chef is on compassionate leave and his place has been taken by his cousin Andre who has flown in from Paris specially to cater tonight's event! He has cooked a lovely Chicken Veronique, chicken strips in a luscious white wine sauce, studded with gorgeous green nuggets of deliciousness (grapes flown in from our vineyards in the southern hemisphere). As always we have a selection of volly vonts and canopies and on the pudding trolley, Andre has one of his specialities Gateau Petite Rose, a creamy confection of sponge, whipped cream laced with rose water and rose petals. The minstrels are warming up in the gallery, as always they will be playing a selection of madrigals and fugues and later on they have promised to give us their rendition of Showtunes, from the "Glums" to 42nd Street! As a special treat Queenie has arranged the Towers Triathalon! There will be a three legged race, (three laps around the Towers)
The "diddy" cycle (thirteen laps around the Towers) and finally the Swimming section - three laps in the moat whilst wearing a pink tutu! (Pink sparkly thongs are optional) So the hot tub is bubbling away, and the mini bar has been replenshed on the north tower, yet again we are still waiting for the elastic replacements for the bungee (I've been assured they will be installed on Monday) the games room and skittle lanes are also open.
For the rofl, Queenie has arranged a fruit basket (empty)
a silver bottle bag (also empty)
one silver candle (unused as it need a very
narrow holder.)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals......

carriages at midnight

[murraymints]

Ooh don't feel good..hic...maybe I should go home....hic can I take some volly things home nun.....that ossifer he's gonna get me again...sob sob...hic...I know I'm gonna hide in the boot he won't see me......hee hee ...he'll be waiting all hic night in the cold.......that'll teach him....tonee a luvs ya.....I'll wait up for yoo...so long farewell aufwiedersehen adieu.......

[Mammar]

Well, that's most kind. I don't mind if I do.
Always room for a bit more chocolate, don't you know

[tonyav]

oh gawd, shes found them.

[tonyav]

Minty hang on a bit, I'll phone for a taxi.

[Iluvspikey]

Er, just foung the other nipple tassle, hanging off the bird table!

[Mammar]

Oh poor ole Minty.
Songless and thongless - bless her.
Take care of her, Tone. We need her back next week.

[nungate]

The pink sparkly - I know where that's from, as to the other ahem garments I can honestly say, hand on heart that I know nothing......


It's alright Tony, Belle has gone out with a robe, and as I stated earlier there are man traps set in the grounds to catch any "loiterers"

[excelsior-1]

has someone offered to host the club on easter saturday yet?

[DTCwordfan]

time for me to depart as well and many a thanks for your splendiferous hospitality, nungate and QoM.....I feel like the little puss and need a nap.

So farewell and the limousine will have to speed home sans Sibs this week.

See y'all in two weeks though I shall check the minutes to see what fireworks have occurred!

[nungate]

Jolly good DT. Good night and safe journey. Meant to ask earlier, feeling any better yet?

[tonyav]

Good night DTC, good luck tomorrow.

[nungate]

Time for the rofl. Does everyone have their tickets ready?

[tonyav]

Tony searches his pockets quickly.

[nungate]

OK here we go............


Tonight's winning number is: Purple


The winning colours are:
8
21
43
17
50

All prizes can be collected from Belle in the vestibule upon production of the winning tickets...

[tonyav]

Oh gawd I've won bu**ar all again doh.

[excelsior-1]

same here

[Mammar]

I fear I must desert you all, too.
Thank you to Nungate and QoM for the 'do' tonight.
Hope you all have a good Mothers Day tomorrow, whether you're doing the spoiling or being spoilt x x
Can you put the last of the chocolate back in the cupboard under the stairs when you've had enough, please, Excel? Bless you. Just so's I know where to find it next week x x

[nungate]

MMmmmm I can see that Tony, you are unfortunate with the rofl aren't you?
I'll see what I can do next time wink

[nungate]

Henceforth, that cupboard shall be named Mammar's Chocolate Room. How about that?
Good night then Mammar

[tonyav]

Good night Mammar.
Thanks nungate wink wink.