Greetings Earthlings, we come in pea........................ooops! Sorry wrong thread!
Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for this evening's meeting of the Mad Over Fifites Club.
On the hot plate tonight we have a delicious beef Stroganoff, with piles of fluffy white rice as an accompaniment. As always there will be piles of volly vonts and canopies (other nibbles are available) and on the pudding trolley Queenie has created a 4 four layer Ice Cream cake! (I'd like to say she'd sweated over it's creation but it is very difficult to "sweat" in our cold store!)
Tonights Tailcock is a delicious concoction "the Grand Prix" (to be sipped at your own risk!)
We have engaged the services of a new band for tonight's meeting, The Bee Stingers, I am assured that they are more than up to the task of providing our entertainment this evening, (the Minstrels have sadly found themselves locked in our local Bank and won't be out until Tuesday and The Tone Deafs have gone on a Tour of the Lofoten Islands and will not be back again until Thursday week) However, I've been told that the Bee Stingers have promised us their tribute to that Sixties' band the Swinging Blue Jeans!
Sadly the race track is out of commission this week as it is being resurfaced owing to pot holes. However, as usual the hot tub is bubbling away, the bar has (again) been restocked, the maze is open and the row boats have been
lined up for use down on the lake. There are all sorts of games set up out in the gardens here at the Towers and I am sure there will be something to appeal to all members of the MOFC. Our rofl will be drawn later, carriages have been ordered for midnight.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
And in me Asda bag I have, for the roffle
Several well sucked chicken bones, ideal for stock
Another jar of my famous pickled onion vinegar, chips, for the use of
A pair of slippers with just a weeny teeny hole in the sole, perfect for the aeration of sweaty toes
3 elastic bands dropped by Matt the postman, guaranteed GPO issue
And a lefthandside glass eye
Good evening all, sorry for the late appearance, I had a cover shoot for Vogue to do.
For the riffle I have brought
A packet of tomato seeds, circa 1985
An Iranian copy of the Karma Sutra (words and pictures blacked out)
A signed photo of Dale Winton
A tin with no label on it