Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings Earthlings, we come in pea........................ooops! Sorry wrong thread!

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for this evening's meeting of the Mad Over Fifites Club.
On the hot plate tonight we have a delicious beef Stroganoff, with piles of fluffy white rice as an accompaniment. As always there will be piles of volly vonts and canopies (other nibbles are available) and on the pudding trolley Queenie has created a 4 four layer Ice Cream cake! (I'd like to say she'd sweated over it's creation but it is very difficult to "sweat" in our cold store!)
Tonights Tailcock is a delicious concoction "the Grand Prix" (to be sipped at your own risk!)
We have engaged the services of a new band for tonight's meeting, The Bee Stingers, I am assured that they are more than up to the task of providing our entertainment this evening, (the Minstrels have sadly found themselves locked in our local Bank and won't be out until Tuesday and The Tone Deafs have gone on a Tour of the Lofoten Islands and will not be back again until Thursday week) However, I've been told that the Bee Stingers have promised us their tribute to that Sixties' band the Swinging Blue Jeans!
Sadly the race track is out of commission this week as it is being resurfaced owing to pot holes. However, as usual the hot tub is bubbling away, the bar has (again) been restocked, the maze is open and the row boats have been
lined up for use down on the lake. There are all sorts of games set up out in the gardens here at the Towers and I am sure there will be something to appeal to all members of the MOFC. Our rofl will be drawn later, carriages have been ordered for midnight.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

[mrs_overall]

Oh OK Igor, fetch me an engraving tool and a hammer and your wish shall come true.

pssst, don't let that tony know

[DTCwordfan]

it's papier maché apparently.
http://www.driftwood-dreams.co.uk/Anita/papier_mache_wall_hangings/wall_hangings.htm

[tonyav]

Psssst Igor, did you get it ?.

[nungate]

I'll take any hugs that are going Lady J, be they virtual or real - a hug is a hug is a hug!

[mrs_overall]

looks darkly at lady j, a.k.a. the two tentacled octopus

[Igor61]

eventually sir, but I may need to shorten my chain by a link or two..

[Mammar]

Queenie, dear, thank you for your interest. It is a photo of a rather "special birthday" cake, made for me and decorated by my own dear grandchildren who were let loose with severeal bags of sticky sweets and, boy, did they go for it!
Bravery certificates were issued to all those partaking of slices x

[tonyav]

Right then Igor, I'll have it on Ebay for tomorrow and I'll split the dosh with you next week.

[lady-janine]

MrsO as my name is in your book in large (inch high) black letters and outlined in black and highlighted with black stars i don't suppose whatever i say can make things much worse.

[Igor61]

I look forward to it sir,

[DTCwordfan]

that's rather special, mammar.......

[tonyav]

Cor, I'd have loved a slice of your birthday cake Mammar, I love sticky sweets.

[tonyav]

No problem Igor.

[mrs_overall]

ladyj - you are lucky you are not at the red ink stage. Ask tony

[tonyav]

Your lucky lj, only Black ink. There is still a slight hope for you.

[Mammar]

Crikey, Nungate, thank you for putting me straight.
(Bows in the general direction of his dukeness, DT)
Oh, Mrs O, I don't susspose I could be lucky enough for it to be tinned strawberries? They sound terribly liquid as there are usually only about 7 fruit inside but I have to admit to a weakness for them when served with scoops of vanilla ice cream

[lady-janine]

thanks tony but with my luck . . . . . . . . .

[tonyav]

can I have the syrup, Mammar ?.

[tonyav]

Ssssshhhh, lj, if she writes your name in Red ink then your in the same boat as me, DOOMED.

[nungate]

He does like to keep quiet about his title though Mammar, it allows him to move about with the ordinary folks without any hoo ha