Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings Earthlings, we come in pea........................ooops! Sorry wrong thread!

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for this evening's meeting of the Mad Over Fifites Club.
On the hot plate tonight we have a delicious beef Stroganoff, with piles of fluffy white rice as an accompaniment. As always there will be piles of volly vonts and canopies (other nibbles are available) and on the pudding trolley Queenie has created a 4 four layer Ice Cream cake! (I'd like to say she'd sweated over it's creation but it is very difficult to "sweat" in our cold store!)
Tonights Tailcock is a delicious concoction "the Grand Prix" (to be sipped at your own risk!)
We have engaged the services of a new band for tonight's meeting, The Bee Stingers, I am assured that they are more than up to the task of providing our entertainment this evening, (the Minstrels have sadly found themselves locked in our local Bank and won't be out until Tuesday and The Tone Deafs have gone on a Tour of the Lofoten Islands and will not be back again until Thursday week) However, I've been told that the Bee Stingers have promised us their tribute to that Sixties' band the Swinging Blue Jeans!
Sadly the race track is out of commission this week as it is being resurfaced owing to pot holes. However, as usual the hot tub is bubbling away, the bar has (again) been restocked, the maze is open and the row boats have been
lined up for use down on the lake. There are all sorts of games set up out in the gardens here at the Towers and I am sure there will be something to appeal to all members of the MOFC. Our rofl will be drawn later, carriages have been ordered for midnight.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

[mrs_overall]

Igor, yes, that would be delightful. I can hardly see you for the light reflecting off your chains

The tin could be anything. It is only slightly blown

[DTCwordfan]

She's going to be hugged and hugged, it seems.......

[Mammar]

Oi Igor! Just cos I'm no oil painting like the famous Mrs O - my throat's as dry as....as.....as a dry thing

[Igor61]

Madam Overall, could I possibly have an autograph please? smiles sweetly

[Igor61]

Madam Mammar, your tailcock!

[tonyav]

Good man, Igor, we could make a few quid here.

[lady-janine]

careful igor she'll charge for it. remember she is from yorkshire.

[mrs_overall]

Ye gods Igor, what on earth is the matter with your face? When you asked me for my autograph then, your face went into some sort of spasm and looked quite scary

[DTCwordfan]

I've never painted using cod-liver oil before.........wonder if it is different and how to using linseed

[mrs_overall]

Hang on....when you asked for my autograph then, were you implying you expect me to give one away for free?????

[DTCwordfan]

mrs o fishing off whitby in her oils....

http://www.driftwood-dreams.co.uk/Anita/papier_mache_wall_hangings/papier-mache-on-the-rocks.JPG

[Mammar]

Cholmondley, DT?
Oh, Mrs O - if you don't mind me saying, I would have preferred a dint to a blow. Does it feel like it could be beans and sausages in tomato sauce?

[DaisyNonna]

Ok Tony. Off on my own. Enjoy your wheeler dealing.

[queenofmean]

I think if I see Minty I may knock her over with the force of the hug I want to give her.

Mammar, may I ask what is your Avatar?

[Igor61]

I didn't expect you to write it with a fountain pen with a scratchy nib Madam
sobs quietly besides I wanted you to sign one of the links in my chain

[mrs_overall]

Mammar - it is something in liquid - could be tinned tomatoes, peaches or anything

DTC - which 3 year old did that picture? ;-)

[tonyav]

Oi, hang on Daisy, I'm coming now, Tony runs after Daisy.

[nungate]

Mammar, in reality, DT is called Alberto du Guesclin, Duc de Muckleflugga

He confided his true identity to me one evening when he was in his cups...

sorry DT for letting the cat out of the bag

[Mammar]

That's the cork fly I had in mind, DT. See the nasty sting in the tail? Little brighter

http://www.flylife.com.au/library/ttatf/cork.html

[lady-janine]

queenie and nungate, i would be pleased to come and hug in person but i am rather a long way away at the moment, so it is cyber hugs or nothing. they are still thinking of you hugs. i've just got long arms (no remarks from you MrsO thank you).