Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties as Nungate Towers throws open it's doors and bid you welcome.
For your delight and entertainment we have an abundance of treats for you all.
Our hot plate special tonight will be a roast chicken with all the usual trimmings! Of course there will be our customary selection of volly vonts and canopies, nibbles too! On the pudding trolley tonight we have a banoffee pie we have a glut of bananas in the greenhouses, so for tonight's tailcock we have a Banana Daiquiri, (other beverages are also available and we also have banana splits as an alternative pud)
The Minstrels finally were released from the Bank on Tuesday and are once again in their usual spot in the gallery ready to torment us with their usual madrigals and toccattas, later on they have a rare treat in store as they give their musical interpretation of the greatest hits of Northern Soul....... ok The vast and extensive grounds of Nungate Towers have been opened to allow club members to stroll through, the maze is now open and rowing boats are available down by the lake. The bungee is ready for bouncing, the hot tub is bubbling nicely on the North Tower (mini bar has been replenished) and
Carlos Gonzales Shuttleworth and his Band of Mexican Banditos will be playing in the Ballroom for those members wishing to trip the light fantastic.
Let me remind all members that the moat is unsuitable for bathing owing to the resident piranhas. Members wishing to go swimming are advised to use the indoor pool which is situated in the basement beneath the West Tower.
We shall be holding a rofl later in the evening's proceeedings and all members wishing to participate are requested to get their tickets in the vestibule.
A warm welcome all who dare to enter these hallowed halls.

Carriages at midnight.

[tonyav]

You could wear a pair of socks, queenie.

[DTCwordfan]

yes, if minty is looking in or reading the thread later, we need to see your sparkly pink thong falling off the tower and floating around the moat, though mind you, the piranhas may end up ingesting it.

Does anyone have a recipe for them? Would go well as a fish dish alongside the roast chucky....

[Mammar]

Queenie, swallow your pride and go in slippers?

[DTCwordfan]

Some ideas for Cookie, nungate. We could have a fishing competition.

http://ezinearticles.com/?Preparing-Piranha:-Four-Delicious-Recipes-for-Adventuresome-Eating&id=82857

[queenofmean]

Tony....what if they stick to my blisters?

I could mammar....but I don't own slippers and I don't want my instructor to think I'm nuts

[excelsior-1]

first there were banana splits
now bananas in custard
i truly am in a special place
thank you mammar, after the day i have had, this is exactly the tonic for me

[Mammar]

As long as she knows we're missing her.
Piranha Paella - sure I had a recipe for that somewhere . . .

[tonyav]

Queenie put some sticking plasters over your blisters and then put the socks over them.

[excelsior-1]

agreed, come back soon - and when you are ready, minty

[tonyav]

Well those recipes look very errrrrrm interesting DT. Tony searches for his fishing rod.

[DaisyNonna]

Goodo excel. I learned to swim when my cousins threw me in the River Usk at about the same age.
Threw my daughter (with armbands) into a swimming pool in South Africa when she was 3 months old. Whole family loves to swim.

[nungate]

Tony, the wee so and so's already pinched some of my dressings!


There are some trout in the lake you know. The piranhas are in the moat as a security measure

[Mammar]

Queenie, dear, surely he knows you're nuts?
And what's wrong with being nuts, pray?

[queenofmean]

Mum I didn't 'pinch' them you told me to use them! There is a difference.

I haven't actually been out with this chap before its a trial lesson. There is nothing wrong with being nuts mammar - I like being nutty but sometimes I do like to be a sensible person, particularly behind the wheel of a vehicle

[Mammar]

Excel, I have made a little raft from the sponge and and going to experiment to see if it will bear the weight of my Yorkie bar.
Keep an eye on it for me while I fetch us some Banoffee pie

[Mammar]

Mmm good argument, Queenie. I approve of such responsible behaviour

[nungate]

Oh listen to "goody two shoes" oh wait she can't wear any!!

Dad and I know you're nuts sweetie, you swam in the "shallow end" of our gene pool!! ;-)

[DaisyNonna]

Excel, Banofee pie ir swim? Your call.

[excelsior-1]

(watching yorkie bar drifting towards me perched on a sponge)

that is something i never thought I would ever say

[tonyav]

Ok nungate I'll try and catch trout only.