Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties as Nungate Towers throws open it's doors and bid you welcome.
For your delight and entertainment we have an abundance of treats for you all.
Our hot plate special tonight will be a roast chicken with all the usual trimmings! Of course there will be our customary selection of volly vonts and canopies, nibbles too! On the pudding trolley tonight we have a banoffee pie we have a glut of bananas in the greenhouses, so for tonight's tailcock we have a Banana Daiquiri, (other beverages are also available and we also have banana splits as an alternative pud)
The Minstrels finally were released from the Bank on Tuesday and are once again in their usual spot in the gallery ready to torment us with their usual madrigals and toccattas, later on they have a rare treat in store as they give their musical interpretation of the greatest hits of Northern Soul....... ok The vast and extensive grounds of Nungate Towers have been opened to allow club members to stroll through, the maze is now open and rowing boats are available down by the lake. The bungee is ready for bouncing, the hot tub is bubbling nicely on the North Tower (mini bar has been replenished) and
Carlos Gonzales Shuttleworth and his Band of Mexican Banditos will be playing in the Ballroom for those members wishing to trip the light fantastic.
Let me remind all members that the moat is unsuitable for bathing owing to the resident piranhas. Members wishing to go swimming are advised to use the indoor pool which is situated in the basement beneath the West Tower.
We shall be holding a rofl later in the evening's proceeedings and all members wishing to participate are requested to get their tickets in the vestibule.
A warm welcome all who dare to enter these hallowed halls.

Carriages at midnight.

[excelsior-1]

oh sorry, daisy

i did not realise you had invited me to swim with you
may i join you in about ten minutes?

[queenofmean]

Thanks for that mum.....btw what was your idea?

I know I came from the shallow end of the gene pool, you don't have to remind me

[DaisyNonna]

Yes, patience is a virtue and I am virtuous. Will be waiting for you.

[DTCwordfan]

is it a cossie swimming party or one in the nudd..?

I didn't realise that a gene pool had deep and shallow ends. Did Mendel swim?

[nungate]

My idea is not really something that I could in all good conscience post on here I'll tell you later - let's say it will involve scissors and a special item ..

[nungate]

Feel free to swim anywhere and in anyway you like DT. No one will judge you here at the Towers ....

[tonyav]

Ooooooooh did DT mention skinny dipping ?.

[excelsior-1]

........but not the moat

[tonyav]

I know excel, I had a few nips from the piranhas last week !.

[DTCwordfan]

snips in the saabs, was it, tony?

[Mammar]

Excel, the Banoffee seems to have all gone. Bet it was that Tone.
However, if you go for a swim avoid the moat and the Gene Pool as it has a very shallow end. daisy will look after you.
I'll watch the Yorkie bar while I ponder on life's little problems

[Igor61]

Madame, I nearly forgot to mention that I turned on all the outdoor lights, and the footmen are also out there with flaming torcheres........
We wouldn't want any of your guests to get lost

[excelsior-1]

mammar. you are very thoughtful, if you want to follow - please do

here i come daisy

[queenofmean]

oh mum..can you send sleeping beauty up with my lottery ticket please

[nungate]

He says no.

[queenofmean]

tell him to shift...or he can forget Cardiff

[tonyav]

snips in the saabs, was it, tony?

Afraid so, DT :-(

[nungate]

Thank you Igor. Will you have Plant check that the maze doesn't have anyone wandering around before turning out the lights?

[Mammar]

Just pondering. . . If Queenie wraps her toesies in nice soft stuff, could she then borrow some shoes that are several sizes larger then she will be reasonably comfortable and her driving instructor will not think she is a nutter.

[excelsior-1]

you retiring to your chambers, queen?