Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Come on down everybody, we're at the beach again this week. We're having a luau! There's hog roast, barbecue, and all sorts of goodies from freshly cut pineapples to our customary volly vonts and canopies. Tonight's tailcock will be the Aloha! A delicious melange of tropical fruit juices and of course the "secret ingredient" (I'm sworn to silence) To get the party going with a swing, Sam Bracegirdle and his Hawaiian Banditos will be providing the music, there will be limbo dancing (just how low can you go?) and possibly even hula dancing ..... Back in the Towers the usual attractions will be available to all members, the hot tub is bubbling away, the bungee is ready, even the Minstrels are waiting in the gallery to play the madrigals and toccattas for which they are famed ..... Out in the garden the fountains are playing nicely, and club members are invited to make use of the gardens, there is rowing on the lake, and an ice cream stall is open down by the lake. Even the race track is open to anyone wishing to charge around the it.
For tonight's rofl I offer: Bottle of sunscreen (factor 8)
Jigsaw puzzle of Windsor Castle (incomplete)
2 odd socks
tin of brass polish (empty thank you Igor)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight.

[Mammar]

She'd come out with a 'full house' innocent as you like and Jezza would tell 'em to go get a room. All's well that ends well

[tonyav]

Evening DT.
and the condom machine from the pub, coins removed.

Thats the one that I got my arm trapped in !.

[murraymints]

Oh I can't do this limbo thing....me ..hic..bits....get in the way...slurp..Igor yoohoo ..over here ! Hic....

[DTCwordfan]

does the Aloha have 'nana in it?

[nungate]

Daisy if only you knew just how "apt" that is!

[DTCwordfan]

is the mints as plastered as an Adams ceiling again?

[DaisyNonna]

Igor, why be sorry?
Kiss Me Kate was a great film.

[nungate]

no nanas DT

[Igor61]

I'd like to be one of the gangsters Madame Daisy

[DTCwordfan]

a silver bucket then, my good igor - how are you this evening - and the chains.

[tonyav]

Minty, your not getting low enough with this limbo thing.

Igor, a large bucket for me please.

Tony slips queenie the keys to his van.

[murraymints]

Oi daisy...I bagsed titania. ...hic....slurp....I'd be a lovlee fairy all pink and ..hic..sparkly !!!

[Igor61]

I am very well DT Sir, and my chains do sparkle well in this light don't you think?
Your bucket sir,

[tonyav]

Oh go on Daisy, let minty be Titania,, she would be so happy.

[DaisyNonna]

What a good idea Igor. Absolutely not type casting.
My drink?

[queenofmean]

cheers Tony....i'll come out when this dies down

[DTCwordfan]

very much so, Igor, almost as much as a pink thong.......

[nungate]

you have chores later Queenie, besides no need to run and hide yet, the ball isn't for a couple of weeks

[queenofmean]

eh?

yeah...i'll still be in the van!

[DaisyNonna]

Not my decision, Tony,
Nungate is the hostess.