Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Come on down everybody, we're at the beach again this week. We're having a luau! There's hog roast, barbecue, and all sorts of goodies from freshly cut pineapples to our customary volly vonts and canopies. Tonight's tailcock will be the Aloha! A delicious melange of tropical fruit juices and of course the "secret ingredient" (I'm sworn to silence) To get the party going with a swing, Sam Bracegirdle and his Hawaiian Banditos will be providing the music, there will be limbo dancing (just how low can you go?) and possibly even hula dancing ..... Back in the Towers the usual attractions will be available to all members, the hot tub is bubbling away, the bungee is ready, even the Minstrels are waiting in the gallery to play the madrigals and toccattas for which they are famed ..... Out in the garden the fountains are playing nicely, and club members are invited to make use of the gardens, there is rowing on the lake, and an ice cream stall is open down by the lake. Even the race track is open to anyone wishing to charge around the it.
For tonight's rofl I offer: Bottle of sunscreen (factor 8)
Jigsaw puzzle of Windsor Castle (incomplete)
2 odd socks
tin of brass polish (empty thank you Igor)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight.

[murraymints]

Ere Igor..this tailcock thing..it's alright to...slurp..hic..drink innit ??.....let's get limbo started. ! ! !...like high jump..hic.in reverse ?....slurp...slurp.....

[tonyav]

Skeggy, I was expecting at least Harrogate.

[nungate]

I wonder who Queenie could be? Any ideas?

[nungate]

Let's limbo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPEif3y41sg

[tonyav]

3 babies !, oh gawd, that Billy's been at it again.

[Mammar]

Your jigsaw's given me another idea, Nungate; we could be Merry Wives with a piece or two missing.

[murraymints]

Queenie can ..hic..be ...Ophelia ....all pale and interesting and......deid !!!

[nungate]

Well pale and interesting she can do - the "deid" bit might be a tad too permanent for her ...

[Mammar]

I've got a hanky you could borrow

[queenofmean]

nothing I don't do Drama.....anything but the nurse if I have to What The Funicular are they on about?

yeah I think so Tony - put him in his own pen....Go and Tee are twins!!

[tonyav]

deid, what does that mean ?.

[Mammar]

And we could rewrite that ending too. Send 'em on the Jeremy Kyle show for a lie detector . . .

[nungate]

"nothing I don't do drama" This from the biggest Drama Queen on the planet?

[DTCwordfan]

Good evening to all, late in that I am, a wee dinner in a local institution better off.

Riffle prizes or sufferings include:

1 broken and awful Arts and Farts Mirror
1 cracked pink vase
2 tissues
1 beer glass
1 cold egg
1 chair, two legs, good for anybody who is one legged
1 Tony jug - a toby jug with out a hat
1 Bottle of ratter's zoider
1 beer pump - no beer
1 o-ring and a t-ring as a well.
1 rubber tyre
1 plastic duck with a dick, offending member removed
and the condom machine from the pub, coins removed.

[tonyav]

Twins !, right I'm gonna take him to the vets on Monday.

[nungate]

"deid" Scots. meaning Dead, finished, extinguished, finito, kaput etc ...

[DaisyNonna]

Titania for Queenie!

[queenofmean]

dead Tony it means dead - I know a few of them if I'm being made to perform in some sort of play

pssst Tony can I hide in your van please

[nungate]

Well hello there Dt, thought you were out on the randan tonight down at the pub - glad you could make it

[queenofmean]

Igor, I think Tony might need a bigger bucket