Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Come on down everybody, we're at the beach again this week. We're having a luau! There's hog roast, barbecue, and all sorts of goodies from freshly cut pineapples to our customary volly vonts and canopies. Tonight's tailcock will be the Aloha! A delicious melange of tropical fruit juices and of course the "secret ingredient" (I'm sworn to silence) To get the party going with a swing, Sam Bracegirdle and his Hawaiian Banditos will be providing the music, there will be limbo dancing (just how low can you go?) and possibly even hula dancing ..... Back in the Towers the usual attractions will be available to all members, the hot tub is bubbling away, the bungee is ready, even the Minstrels are waiting in the gallery to play the madrigals and toccattas for which they are famed ..... Out in the garden the fountains are playing nicely, and club members are invited to make use of the gardens, there is rowing on the lake, and an ice cream stall is open down by the lake. Even the race track is open to anyone wishing to charge around the it.
For tonight's rofl I offer: Bottle of sunscreen (factor 8)
Jigsaw puzzle of Windsor Castle (incomplete)
2 odd socks
tin of brass polish (empty thank you Igor)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight.

[DTCwordfan]

well voddie should know where to tee up some ice-creams......gelato, sorry.

[DaisyNonna]

Lovely, Igor.

[queenofmean]

Aye where dad tried to teach me to ride a bike 'keep peddling' he said!! hmmph

on it Tony i'll pick one up Monday, shall I get 2 a waterproof one too?

[Igor61]

Grab this Miss Minty, ...... here you go. Belle the towels please.

Here's Mr Tony he'll look after you

[DTCwordfan]

One for minty:

Petruchio: Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting?

[murraymints]

Oh ..sob..Thanks tone...hic.Igor....Ta....think I need a plaster for the ..hic..derrierre....sob..they've got my best sparkly too ..wail...hic...

[DTCwordfan]

"I come to wive it wealthily in Arbroath;
If wealthily, then happily in Arbroath."

Hey, Kate-Daisy, I'm smoking this..........

[nungate]

Don't worry about the pink sparkly Minty, Belle has stocked up - she cornered the market in pink sparklies she has dozens of them

[tonyav]

Got any tweezers nungate ?, seems that minty has got a few piranha teeth stuck in her derrierre !.

[queenofmean]

passes My Red Mr Mascara Tweezers to Tony

[murraymints]

Tone ....I'm going..hic..home...I'm all wet through..hic...need to get to bed..feel bit washed out !....don't be late..I'll keep the candle in the window !..hic...sob...that was my bestest sparkly....damned fish...hic..belong on a plate with les pommes frites !....hic....nighty night nun...Queenie...xxx...Bon nuit tout le monde..a bientôt..! Xxx.....

[nungate]

mmmm it's alright Tony, Belle will take care of everything. she's well used to taking care of Minty

[queenofmean]

Night Night Minty :) x

[nungate]

Bon nuit Minty. a toute a l'heure

[DaisyNonna]

DT, Verona to Padua would be a journey by horse for a gentleman like you.
Too far for a stable relationship?

[DTCwordfan]

Yep, I'm off too.....cutting 2 acres of grass is catching up...

[DTCwordfan]

thank you for your hospshipality, nungate and queenie, night to y'all....

[queenofmean]

Night DT :)

[tonyav]

G'night then minty and DT.

[DaisyNonna]

Will save the kipper kedgeree fr you DT.