Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Come on down everybody, we're at the beach again this week. We're having a luau! There's hog roast, barbecue, and all sorts of goodies from freshly cut pineapples to our customary volly vonts and canopies. Tonight's tailcock will be the Aloha! A delicious melange of tropical fruit juices and of course the "secret ingredient" (I'm sworn to silence) To get the party going with a swing, Sam Bracegirdle and his Hawaiian Banditos will be providing the music, there will be limbo dancing (just how low can you go?) and possibly even hula dancing ..... Back in the Towers the usual attractions will be available to all members, the hot tub is bubbling away, the bungee is ready, even the Minstrels are waiting in the gallery to play the madrigals and toccattas for which they are famed ..... Out in the garden the fountains are playing nicely, and club members are invited to make use of the gardens, there is rowing on the lake, and an ice cream stall is open down by the lake. Even the race track is open to anyone wishing to charge around the it.
For tonight's rofl I offer: Bottle of sunscreen (factor 8)
Jigsaw puzzle of Windsor Castle (incomplete)
2 odd socks
tin of brass polish (empty thank you Igor)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight.

[tonyav]

Ok I have watched nungates film clip, and I have decided that I like Oberon.

[nungate]

What's in Aberdeen Quine?

[nungate]

Tony you should see the entire film .... so different from the way we do it these days ...

[queenofmean]

and she calls herself my mother...cannae even spell ma name! LOL

Logan Macrae mum - book that thing I'm having difficulty in putting down and is causing me to fall behind in my mail!

[tonyav]

so different from the way we do it these days ...

Yes most films were I think nungate, especially Wuthering Heights.

[murraymints]

Right..hic let's get this lackey bad on...hic....damn grass ..getting all ..hic...caught up..have to take it off !...

[nungate]

fit like quine? Quine is Doric ya wee numpty ye ah ken the difference atween thum

[DaisyNonna]

Come on DT. We fight sometimes. Perfect!
If Rufus Sewell noticed me I would faint
Quick Igor, another Aloha!

[murraymints]

Here tone ..hic...catch..you can feed it to the goats !...backward dive with pike .....here goes ...wheeeeee !.......

[Igor61]

of course Madame Daisy. Your Aloha.

[queenofmean]

sheesh wumman!! av no been tae Aberdeen, ah deh speak like them let alone understand bloody Doric! Deprived childhood never ventured further than Perth/Dundee!

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, she's gonna bungee jump again !, that gal will never learn.
Igor Igor a bath sheet quickly, she's taking her grass skirt off !.

[DTCwordfan]

what's the play then, the taming of daisy - are we getting on a bus to Padua??

[nungate]

So you do the pair of you would be ideal as Kate and Petruchio!



Oh, Minty's not gone and jumped the bungee again has she?

Belle stand by with towels, robes and pink sparkly retrieval kit ......

[queenofmean]

tony, we should get her a pink sparkly onesie

[murraymints]

Ouch..ouch hic...them fish are biting me bum...hic....they've got me sparkly !....Igor ..Igor ! Tony ...help help !

[DTCwordfan]

The Bacchiglione River niffs a lot more than the Moat does.......

[nungate]

DT the bus from here sadly does not go as far as Padua. If we're lucky it reaches Dunbar!

You've been as far as Arbroath Queenie!

[tonyav]

Good idea, queenie.

[tonyav]

Gawd, those bloody piranha's, Where's my spear gun. Don't worry minty I'm on my way.